[SoFloFreeper]

New ways to pervert Halloween fun. Look for more of this crap.

The sicko crew on NBC's TODAY show were guffawing about this a few minutes ago.

Everything must be going GREAT in America, since the network news morons are reporting on Matt Lauer marrying Justin Timberlake and naked haunted houses.

[Responsibility2nd]

Not a good idea. Nope, not at all.

After all - If the haunted house scares the (bleep) out of you - won’t that be a nasty mess?

[chrisser]

IMHO, this is all just an elaborate ruse so a bunch of horny guys can see naked girls.

[ClaytonP]

[a fool in paradise]

"TRICK OR TREAT!!!"

[bgill]

The participants are probably scarier than the ghosts and gobblins. No thanks. I’ll pass.

[I cannot think of a name]

“The cost to run naked through the haunted house feeling completely terrified? A mere $20.”

Will they hit you on the head with a hammer for an extra $5?

As I said in a post on another thread, “the human race ain’t getting any smarter.

And since when did $20 become ‘mere’?

I’m probably wealthier than 99.5% of the people that will run through that thing, and $20 still isn’t ‘mere’ to me.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Ooh yeah, it’s all ‘giggles and bits of good cheer’ until the first person cries about being molested. Then, those same pundits will suddenly have their usual self-righteous 20/20 hindsight.

[Resolute Conservative]

P. T. Barnum is jumping for joy...

[traditional1]

And, for the “mere $20”, you can go home and see yourself and all the other chicks on the Internet, where they will create residual revenue from your bareass run!

[JSDude1]

Can you say: This is a set up for rape and a lawsuit?

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I can think of how to improve this.

First of all, unexpected sprays of ice cold water.

[GeronL]

The sicko’s probably just seeing naked kids

[big'ol_freeper]

Woo hoo!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Wear roller skates and tell them you're a pull toy.

[Thanks to Gefn for the ping!]