Posted on 09/06/2013 5:40:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized," the president said. "That would change my calculus. That would change my equation." ~ Barack Obama, 2012
“First of all, I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line,” Obama said, “So when I said that my calculus would be altered by chemical weapons, which the overall consensus of humanity says is wrong — that’s not something I just made up. I didn’t pick it out of thin air,” Obama said. “My credibility is not on the line. The international community’s credibility is on the line, and America and Congress’s credibility’s on the line.” ~ Barack Obama, 2013
Obama: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Obama: "I'm sure there are some stupid people over here!!"
*Reporter Johnny stands up*
Obama: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Reporter Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Hand these out in lieu of pay!
I always get a warped one
Thanks a lot......I WAS eating my lunch.
Hi Lucky. Nice intro.
Hope this hasn’t been posted yet
Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pit Crew
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of a new “Stimulus Package” program to employ inner-city youth by firing his professional pit crew, and replacing them with ex-gangbangers.
The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels from a car in less than 6 seconds — even without proper equipment.
Gordon’s existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech machinery.
The scheme was hailed as an “excellent and bold move” by Gordon’s management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and photos of Jeff Gordon’s wife in the shower.
No thank you, ma’am. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
NSA got the photo. It was great! Have to share!
OMgoodness that is so funny
LOL. Those things are bold, almost got bit myself. Now I know to roll up the windows when we drive past them.
Most likely it’s real.
Love it, stealing.....
This is real too
India Pakistan Wagah Border Gate Closing Ceremony
http://youtu.be/6ImfIoX6zTM
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