And then there’s “Why dogs are better than men” .....
Only if you prefer more slobber, luvvie. *snicker*
Leave a dog alone in the house for more than a day and he'll ignore the cat's litter box and crap all over the house.......... :)
Ping!
and...
43. Cats are not at all concerned about talking about their day.
44. Cats accept your curtains just the way they are and feel no need to change them.
45. As long as there is a place to lie on, whatever your furniture looks like is just fine.
46. Cats do not feel a need to rearrange your medicine cabinet.
47. Your socks are just fine wherever you decide to drop them. Putting them away in drawers just makes it more interesting when they fish them out and toss them all over.
48. When a cat goes through your toilet-paper roll, you can generally roll it back up and continue useing it with no problem.
49. Like many women, cats are fascinated by toilets, but want the padded toilet seats for quite different reasons.
50. Cats become quite annoyed when you insist on vacuuming, especially when they are comfortably laying across the hallway carpet.
51. Cats do not feel a compelling need to bring you with them when they decide to visit old friends.
52. Cats do not lecture you on how intellectual whatever pursuit you should be enguaged in.
53. Cats do not try to ‘remake’ you into something you are not. It is painfully obvious that you are not a cat, so attainment of perfection will forever be beyond your grasp so they do not waste time berating you about it.
54. Cats do not randomly moan about how they should have listened to their mother.
55. Cats do not dream of someday owning a large swimming-pool. Nightmares, perhaps.
56. Pink is not necessary for everything a cat owns. Or diamonds, for that matter.
57. No, a pony is not every young cat’s favourite wish.
58. When you are feeling especially stressed out, cats are excellent at shredding old bills.
Well, for me it’d be “why cats are better than (most) people, period!