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We once had a Doberman who used to steal zucchinis out of the neighbor’s garden. I think, deep down, they were rather happy with the arrangement.
I need somebody to sneak me somezucchini. Darn little white and black bugs killed my zooks.
Heh! Reminds me of an old New England story. Tourist stops at a country store. Old man sitting on the porch says, “Yah bettah lock yah cah.” Tourist says, “Why? Do you have a lot of car thieves here?” Old man says, “Nope. Generous naybors. If yah don’t lock it, y’ll come back an find yah cah full of Zucchinis.
Funny how you can not wait for that first vine ripened tomato, but come the end of summer you are dropping them off on peoples porches in sacks under cover of darkness.
Just give those zukes to anyone raising chicken. Slice them in half and the chickens will make them disappear. We actually years ago used to put the zucchini through the grater on our cuisinart and take paper plates full of “zucchini spaghetti” out to the chickens and watch the fun.