I need somebody to sneak me somezucchini. Darn little white and black bugs killed my zooks.
throw some chopped zukes in your spaghetti sauce...
mince it up for zucchini bread...
cut it up and serve with dip....
there are millions of people out here in middle earth that actually LIKE zucchinis and fruit cake (okay so I don't like fruit cake but all my husbands family loves it)