[Morgana]

"At least he didn’t say welfare butt."

[dfwgator]

Sir Mix-A-Lot would approve.

[Morgana]

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[RJS1950]

The doctor could have told her simply “you have a fat ass”.

[RightGeek]

I was going to post an illustrative picture of ghetto booty but was grossed out.

[fella]

Sometime the truth hurts.

[TexasCajun]

“I think I blacked out after he said ghetto booty...

[Kozak]

One of my buddies had a patient, a little black kid, who fell and hurt his coccyx (tailbone). Was showing the parents the xray and explaining it to them. The mom pointed to the xray and asked “whats that?”. My friend said, “ thats the coccyx, or “tail bone”. A long time ago that would have developed into a tail, like what monkeys have”.
A couple of days latter, called into the directors office for “official counseling” on a patient complaint. Mother had called stating “the doctor insulted my child, called him a monkey, he’s a racist”. Best part, my colleague was as liberal a Jew as has existed, outside of Woody Allen. After that, he was just a little less liberal....

[TexasCajun]

The Offended:

[SharpRightTurn]

Ahh, the old hurt-feelings, shame-and-embarrassed, emotional-distress shakedown.

Will an “apology” make her feel better (even if it doesn’t do anything about reducing the size of her rear end), or will it take money to make her feel all better?

[Pan_Yan]

IF he really said that he is a stupid, stupid man.

[blam]

Hottentot Venus
( The enormous size and strange form of the buttocks in the female sex are among the most striking peculiarities of the Khoisanids. They are characteristic of Bushwomen, Korana, and Hottentots alike. )

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[Deadeye Division]

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[liberalh8ter]

As the line between satire and non fiction becomes even more blurred.......it’s a literary warp zone.

[martin_fierro]

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[pallmallman]

Wonder how she would have taken it if the doc told her she had acute angina?

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[LadyDoc]

he was probably joking.

He should have told her that, thanks to her diet high in lipids and simple carbohydrates, her metabolic syndrome caused her body to store lipids in the area of her sacrum and pelvis: as a result, her gluteus maximus was excessively large, causing an increase in her lumbar lordosis, which puts pressure on her L4-5 vertebral disc and the paraspinalis muscles of her spine

that would have impressed her with the professionalism of her physician.

But the slang he used was inaccurate: I have a similar problem, thanks to my pear shaped German ancestors, so it is not limited to certain ethnic groups.

[sheik yerbouty]

He should have said: “Your caliphygian buttocks and a misaligned lordoric curve are the source of your problem”