Posted on 07/13/2013 10:59:16 AM PDT by Rusty0604
“[I was] driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy-looking people — half-human, half ugly-looking mother*******,” he said. ”I see this light and it’s a big ass truck. And I said, oh f***, this is going to be traffic,” he said.
According to Davis, “They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o’clock in the morning.”
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shrooms?
He shouldn’t talk about “the DREAMers” this way. They only want “a better life”.
Must be true. Baron Davis is usually pretty straight-laced.
Scientology is one helluva religion.
In n Out have good burgers but didn’t know they sobered people up.
Forget it Baron. It’s Chinatown.
And that's why he's Baron.
It was a traveling violation.
This is exactly why I’m never going to talk about my abduction by aliens. If I do, everybody will just make fun of me and call me crazy. So I’m going to keep my abduction story to myself. I’m not even going to mention how the aliens have sexual intercourse. You all are just going to have to wonder about that.
Illegal aliens? :-)
And we(Cavaliers) paid him ,what, $12 million for not playing.
Now that’s funny someone who is questionably human calling aliens sub-human!
I guess they returned him as no useful information could be extracted.
Blotter acid, I’m guessing.
Happened to me too. I woke up the next morning and had to go to the hospital to stitch up the wound from the bottle of tequila I fell on.
Ah, but does he have a ping?
I’m not even going to mention how the aliens have sexual intercourse....With YOU or with themselves?
“Other side effects of [anabolic steroids] are euphoria, confusion, sleeping disorders, pathological anxiety, paranoia, and hallucinations.”
http://www.sportsci.org/encyc/anabstereff/anabstereff.html
"Well, I'm uh, Russell Casse, sir. And after Nam, I got into crop dusting, and I have been doin' it ever since. On a, uh, personal note sir, I'd just like to add that, uh, ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago, I've been dyin' for some payback. Just want you know that, uh, I won't let ya down."
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