Did you know that your car has a secret device on it?

[jughandle]

That’s good, going to try that one.

[Fred Hayek]

Exact reason why i will not drive a BMW in the United States. BMW stateside screams “self important yuppie jerk”. Drive like that in Germany and maybe get a 4 month license suspension.

[count-your-change]

Not a secret if you’re going to tell the whole world! We call that a light bulb test switch.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

LOL!

[Yorlik803]

PA has the worse record for non turn signal use. So many old people here drive like they are the only ones on the road. they see a spot, slam on the brakes and dive into it.
Next to them are young people in their Jap rockets. 90 MPH in a 35 zone, weaving in and out of traffic like this is a movie. And there is almost never a cop around to see it.
Would love to buy a old Army deuce and a half and ram them off the road.

[JimRed]

These devices are illegal to use in Florida and in many other states.

And they are not installed on Cadillac, Lincoln or any foreign luxury car driven by any individual under 30 or over 75.

[JimRed]

I was invisible to the deer that hit the side of my silverado going 65 miles an hour. Sucker got up and ran back into the woods. Must have had a helluva headache.

Any deer who can go 65 MPH is one tough sucka!

;^)

[Vermont Lt]

Ha ha....

But I think he MIGHT have been going 65, at least for a few seconds, after I hit him.

[Little Ray]

That is no secret. Nobody uses it because it lets your rivals and enemies on the road know what your are up to...

[Marie Antoinette]

Gnomes be old school. He new school.