[Nervous Tick]

Hint on the sweatpants: test them while loaded down with stuff in the pockets, before you rely on them.

Trust me on this. :-)

[moehoward]

Another hot tip is make sure you have your trunks on before dropping your trousers at the public pool.

[Marcella]

Sooo, what did you look like with your sweat pants down around you ankles? SEND PICTURE.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Hint on the sweatpants: test them while loaded down with stuff in the pockets,”

Yeah. Maybe you’ll need suspenders!