Woman Warned Beach-Goers "Only Lesbians Can Park" Before Breaking Truck's Window With Cocktail Glass

Sun-Sentinel ^ | July 9, 2013 | Barbara Hijek

[nickcarraway]

Parking near the beach on a holiday weekend is certainly a challenge.

It appears Florida now has lesbian-only designated parking spots. Violators apparently get a free heavy cocktail glass hurled through their vehicle's window.

Just ask these two women about it.

On Saturday evening a woman, age 36, driving a 2012 Ford truck, and her friend, age 38, turned down a street near St. Augustine Beach and parked the truck.

As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!" according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.

[cripplecreek]

OK so I’m a lesbian now step aside.

[nickcarraway]

Do you have to have one of those signs on your rear view mirror to use lesbian parking?

[2ndDivisionVet]

Will we wear blue, grey or some other color uniform this time?

[jeffc]

Gee, I thought the homos said they only want equality. Now they want reserved parking?

[NativeSon]

Do not click the link- there is an image of the lovely lady... You have been warned

[CGASMIA68]

I d a said FU and stood bye to wait for the result and if it was violent filmed and called 911 and prepared to stand my ground.Send some more work Omaras way

[jazusamo]

Arrrgh! Too late.

If her arm is like her neck she could have thrown that glass through the door of the truck.

[CGASMIA68]

dykes are not
lovely lades

[relictele]

Either that or a gig as a Supreme Court justice or the top job at DHS.

[x]

As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!"

Sounds familiar.

Does anybody remember the punchline?

[Menehune56]

[ConradofMontferrat]

Heterophobe!

This is a HATE CRIME and the carpet muncher needs to be warehoused for about 5 years at least.

These queers need to be brought to heal.

[shibumi]

Watchew talkin' bout?

She ~Purrrtee!~

[RegulatorCountry]

I'd imagine lesbians are somewhat more proficient at parking than females as a whole. But, having known a few, as a group they tend to overestimate their visuospatial skills.

[MarineBrat]

Hmm... I didn’t know she was a hockey player.

[smoothsailing]

[EQAndyBuzz]

I’d hit it......

With a brick.

[gfbtbb]

Some more of them “true colors” coming through.

[Dallas59]