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1 posted on 07/06/2013 7:08:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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Finally, when someone calls me a pecker they’ll have good reason.


2 posted on 07/06/2013 7:10:27 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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If my aunt had wheels, she’d be a wagon.


3 posted on 07/06/2013 7:11:56 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (21st century. I'm not a fan.)
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I look good in a beak, actually.


5 posted on 07/06/2013 7:13:19 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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My Sun Conure would love that. When she is moulting, which seems to be continuous, I don't have any way to really help preen her. Fingernails pinch and pull.

Recommend highly as a pet as I have not read any accounts of them being shot during police actions....yet.

6 posted on 07/06/2013 7:14:14 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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Big beak Babs.

7 posted on 07/06/2013 7:14:34 AM PDT by shove_it
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This is true. Have you seen all the duck face pics on social networking sites?


8 posted on 07/06/2013 7:14:53 AM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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The government will push this development so that when times are tough, we poor citizens can all go peck **** with the chickens!


11 posted on 07/06/2013 7:18:13 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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Litterally hen pecked?


12 posted on 07/06/2013 7:19:07 AM PDT by Eddie01 (Liberals lie about everything all the time.)
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I have a theory, too. Given millions of years, perhaps Dr. Gareth Fraser will evolve beyond his pin-shaped head.


13 posted on 07/06/2013 7:19:23 AM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (You hear it here first.)
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14 posted on 07/06/2013 7:19:27 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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Women most unhappy about the evolution.


19 posted on 07/06/2013 7:24:02 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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How come we cannot evolve machine-gun fingers?


20 posted on 07/06/2013 7:24:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If illegal aliens voted (R), then the Dems would create the tightest border security in the world.)
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Definitely would change the dynamics in the bedroom.


22 posted on 07/06/2013 7:26:29 AM PDT by BushCountry (We Wanted a President That Listens to All Americans - Now We Have One!)
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To: BenLurkin; puffer; FISH

Pufferfish ancestor with its beautiful teeth

23 posted on 07/06/2013 7:29:24 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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I know why you posted this. You wanted to show a lot of FRs have pleanty of time on their hands this Independence Weekend


24 posted on 07/06/2013 7:33:06 AM PDT by mosesdapoet (Serious contribution pause.Please continue onto meaningless venting no one reads.)
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why not? the welfare RATS have already grown SNOUTS to stick ever deeper into the public trough...
25 posted on 07/06/2013 7:36:33 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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...and here Academia gets paid to come up with this b.s.


26 posted on 07/06/2013 7:36:44 AM PDT by exPBRrat
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28 posted on 07/06/2013 7:39:48 AM PDT by csvset
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It's happened before.


32 posted on 07/06/2013 7:47:32 AM PDT by Bratch
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Or, evolution could be a lie.


33 posted on 07/06/2013 7:48:04 AM PDT by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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