***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

I always feel like.....somebody's watching me.......

In the event that the U.S. government is monitoring your conversations,
here are some useful phrases to insert into your phone calls, texts, or e-mails:

I think the N.S.A. is awesome.

I just reread “Nineteen Eighty-Four”—it actually has a lot of good ideas in it!

There’s no such thing as a “bad” drone.

Sure am glad that I never talk to any foreigners.

I wouldn’t know the first thing about making ricin.

The Fourth Amendment is overrated.

If you ask me, Guantánamo is full of nothing but complainers.

Just changed my Facebook status from “Single” to “In a Relationship with America.”

I’m pretty sure my neighbor is cheating on his taxes.

Operation Troll the NSA
Let's jam up the NSA's scanners

IF MILLIONS OF US, ALL AT THE SAME EXACT TIME, CALL OR EMAIL SOMEONE WITH OUR KEYWORDS-OF-TERROR-FILLED SCRIPT, WE CAN GIVE OUR NATION’S IMPRESSIVE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS THE KIND OF TEST IT DESERVES.

They say they don’t read or listen to the contents of our messages. Why not test it out?

It'll be fun.

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Here is a sample script:

Hey! How’s it going? I’m all right.

My job is so shitty I wish I could overthrow my boss. It’s like this oppressive regime where only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I work marathon-length hours and he’s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where the blueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There’s only one true profit center. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.

I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we’re all radicalized?

Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn’t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I won’t say any more because I don’t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.

Oh! So I’ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I’m thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I’m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he’ll want to go to bars, so I’m thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn’t blow up in my face.

Okay, I gotta run! I’m late for flight school. I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can’t miss another one. Talk to you later!

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Good Question

[llevrok]

nice Lutefisk

A contradiction of terms

[JRios1968]

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

I don’t write ‘em! I just share ‘em!

[ArGee]

So, you don’t so much recognize people’s faces as their middle fingers?

[llevrok]

For some reason, it’s the first think people show me.

[ErnBatavia]

This is probably doomed, but it's the T-Shirt of the decade...

[llevrok]

I’m suffering with bleeding ulcers right now

We are all suffering the bloody government. Might be the cause of your ulcers.

Seriously, get well soon. Many are viral and "easily" cured.

[Lucky9teen]

why do you need to pack a band aid in your lunchbox?

for the cold cuts.

[The Chief]

BEST Obama T-Shirt EVER!

[ErnBatavia]

I’m suprised the mods let it live four hours......heh.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Weren’t those red things in the “Star-Gate Defender” video game?

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Libya is quite clever. Thanks to “Green Screen” Technology, at any given time their flag can be anything they want!

[Lucky9teen]

[KevinDavis]

I can’t wait till your next episode of Fun with Flags..

[Lucky9teen]

Tune in next time, for different kind of Fun:

[jodyel]

Worked at the United Airlines resv center in Dearborn, and OH HOW I CAN RELATE!!

They hired this Muslim girl...and one day I was waiting for the elevator to go to the ground floor....doors open and out comes this 4-foot person covered head to toe in a black burka...scared the crap out of me...all you could see were the eyes.

She looked like an Arab Cousin It! lol

[CSM]

Ha ha, a female Cousin It! I will never look at them the same again.