Message for Mike: I got the stuff

Dave | 6-9-2013 | Dave

[OKSooner]

I got the stuff.

Tacos tomorrow at 6:00?

Bring your shop-vac and some root beer.

[mountn man]

Here's a little assistance in your...research

[edh]

Thailand?

[libertarian27]

Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?

In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.

[Kickass Conservative]

The Cat is on the roof.

(repeat)

The Cat is on the roof.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Dinner is on the table.

(repeat)

Dinner is on the table.

[Conservative4Ever]

Your mother should wash your mouth out with soap for that statement. :-)

[Slings and Arrows]

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

[Ronin]

The pearl is in the liver!

[autumnraine]

Now I’m curious what happens when you put eggs in a pressure cooker.

[metmom]

[12chachacha]

I really hate to have to tell you guys this and I don’t even want to live in a country where this could happen but HELEN THOMAS HID THE SALAMI, I Repeat, HELEN THOMAS HID THE SALAMI.

[autumnraine]

Neck boobs are not attractive.

[Nik Naym]

That’s just wrong.

[tumblindice]

“The dice are on the carpet”

Whut?

[bitt]

“Is it Safe?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4

[Marcella]

TSHTF, TSHTF

[tumblindice]

Oh, I get it! “It rubs the lotion in ...”.

[isom35]

the start of another 5000+ comment thread.

[calex59]

Knock on the green door and say “Joe sent me!”. Old fa**s will know what that refers too, or they should.

[FlyingEagle]

Use the Cone of Silence.

[occamrzr06]

Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand...