Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
” Your recipe sounds fine, especially if you have cheese.”
Add one moose..
THIS Moose?
Hahahahaha!
A moose once bit my sister . . .
Mix the cheese in with the other stuff. Including the moose, if you’re using that.
Or perhaps this mousse.
(Or, if you really feel like working at it, THIS mousse... ;-)
” A moose once bit my sister . . .”
And I promptly shot him for this transgression.
You owe me one.
Chocolate Bullwinkle! My favorite dessert. Thanks for the recipes!
Who invited your sister to dinner, huh?
Too late. The cheese went on top, then I mixed what was left of the mix with what was left of the cheese, wrapped it in a taco, nuked it for 20 seconds and ate it before anyone could find the evidence.
Oh, well. Cheese is good anywhere.
And speaking of meals, I need to lie down for a while before I start cooking the next one.
I’m done cooking for the week, I think. Everything else from now on will be simple and easy. Like yogurt. Or instant breakfast. Or cereal.
Of course, I can nuke the frozen peppers... :o]
'Face, your dream book's interpretation is the first one that has made any sense to me in a loooooong time. P.S. Those zucchini bites sound good, and Mr. Sg will be able to eat them--the perfect nibble! I'd like to make them regular-muffin-sized, though, and quadruple the recipe. I wonder what would happen with a dusting of cornstarch? Crunchy? This requires implementation! Thanks!
Two SEALS and no one's coming
We're totally on our own
Obama can't hear the phone ring
Four dead in Benghazi
Gotta get air cover
Terrorists are cutting us down
Should have been nuked long ago
What if he did squat and
Saw him dragged all around
How can he golf when we know?
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Gotta get air cover
Terrorists are cutting us down
Should have been nuked long ago
What if he did squat and
Saw him dragged all around
How can he golf when we know?
Two SEALS and no one's coming
We're totally on our own
Obama can't hear the phone ring
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
I have a book (going on 25 years) that gives the interpretation of dreams, and explains the four different kinds of dreams. All easy to read and understand.
Actually, I think this is my fourth copy, so obviously, I use it well and often.
If you are into dreams, this is the book to have.
The first one, by Lady Stearn Robinson.
I haven’t a clue what you just asked, but I think the answer is OK.
Thank You!
Evening. It’s time for Kathleen’s bath.
Evening ... Baptism tomorrow ... Tell me to Break A Leg.
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