Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
I, yes, even I, the Great ‘Face, waded in on THAT one! LOL!
I vote for it!
*shudder*
‘Face is descended from royalty, so she has a personal interest.
Did you hear that Al Sharpton wants to boycott Britain? They named the new prince after George Zimmerman.
*rimshot*
*waiting for laughter*
*crickets?*
*laughter*
This baby is part gator, prolly, no?
Hahaha!
Your laughter was more convincing.
Time to feed my buzzbirds and then head off to swimming lessons. Excelsior!
That was a quiet little snicker, right?
Thanks. The butler will pay you as you leave.
*hahaha*
I may or may not shampoo my rug this morning. My feet were really swollen yesterday, but the water is no longer being retained, so I don’t feel so restricted.
I hate when that happens. My legs look like barrels from the knees down, when the swelling happens. And it hurts to walk. Oh my poor me!
Would this be a good candidate for an impending move? ... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3048577/posts
Hello. That proposed new thread has some alien possibilities.
Alien as in would be alien to go there? Am not attempting to outdo your thought on moving to the thread of your suggestion. Moving is such fun and was only hoping to make a suggestion. Now that have made a suggestion I can be quiet.
Suggestions always welcome. Since your proposed thread also involves Russia, I figured aliens must be part of it.
No, that doesn’t make much sense. I think I need to eat.
I vote thumbs down. It has the words “Royal” and “Baby” in the title....
I’d hate to see that every day for a few months.
Oh. I thought “baby” was positive, and “royal” is neutral.
I shampooed the rug. I probably should have given it the “once over” after I was done with the heavy stuff, but my back was killing me. So now, I’m waiting for it to dry.
And I’m hungry. Maybe I’ll go fix a hot dog...
And maybe tomorrow, I will give the rug the “once over,” just in case.
My niece told me about some cleaner in one of the Mexican markets in town and I got a bottle of it for a dollar. DANG! That stuff is GOOD! No way I’m paying $20 for not quite two quarts of Hoover Carpet shampoo when this stuff is so good!
Congratulations! I’m going to put Kathleen to bed and then eat something and then take Sally to the library for a lecture on Great Industrialists of America.
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