#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

{{{HUGS}}} ... no offense Mr. SG. Just a friendly one.

[no-to-illegals]

uh oh ... am thinking the teeth are sinking up to my bones.

[no-to-illegals]

yes FRiends ... sometimes it is all part of a grander plan. btw ... I don’t have a plan except to run if I can.

[no-to-illegals]

crazy is never good FRiends ... do arm yourselves. Me and mine never go without ours. Honest to God's Truth.

[no-to-illegals]

sometimes a whisper calls. Not my whisper but a whisper that can breath. Wild men and wild women out there. Do not fear ... Be Prepared!

[no-to-illegals]

Arm Up! I need to make a right turn for I don’t want anyone to be left behind.

[no-to-illegals]

Bless the Broken Road for we all are on the Broken Road.

[no-to-illegals]

This completes my sermon everyone ... {{HUGS}} and Prayers for All of US!

[no-to-illegals]

Leave your donations at the door with Jim ... and Stand ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYo0kWGd9MU

[no-to-illegals]

My Wish For All and Each of You ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz32I_GbpeU

[Tax-chick]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3046344/posts

This one, from a few days ago. It’s just sitting there waiting ...

[NoCmpromiz]

I see... Wonder if the Realm of Darksheare is in acquisition discussions with the Perdogg Corporation...

Except it's in 'News'... Thought it needed to be in 'chat' or somesuch to make it ripe for a 'reordering'...

[ThomasThomas]

To all who have wondered the Statue of Liberty is wearing sandals and as a Greek toe alinement.

[null and void]

[Tax-chick]

[Silentgypsy]

You remember guidelines. I admire that in a person. When I read rules, unless it’s some sort of algorithmic process that makes sense to me, I can literally feel them going in through the eyes and out through the ears. *sigh*

[JoeProBono]

[Silentgypsy]

Lol and good morning!

[TheOldLady]

Kitty has a beautiful face.

[Tax-chick]

Kitty has a beautiful face.

And a "Jump in here so I can shred you!" expression.

Good morning, everyone. The hummingbirds are up, although Tom is not. I was going to refill the feeders after taking Vlad and Frank to swimming lessons, but it looks like I'll have to do it earlier.