#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

don’t worry everyone I’m washing my mouth out with soap.

[no-to-illegals]

bubbles ... gurgle ... gurgle ... gargle .. gargle.

[HKMk23]

Sort of explains why some of the troubleshooting websites have names like http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/

[no-to-illegals]

adding drops of Tabasco sauce to burn out my words.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!!

[no-to-illegals]

East Bound and Down ...
Love you guys and girls!

[Tax-chick]

She’s probably better now than she will be at 12.

I refilled the hummingbird feeders. They’re fighting by the window again.

[Tax-chick]

Stay dry!

[Monkey Face]

But at least by the time Kathleen is 12, the majority of the chillrun will be out of the house. (Method to my madness!)

But who knows? My situation may deteriorate in the next ten years, and no one will want to be saddled with me. I can see it coming...looming...menacing...radioactive green...

[Tax-chick]

I’m not sure you can live with us if you’re radioactive. We have reptiles, after all.

There are buzz-birds out in the front too, now, and big swallowtails on the lantana by the garage.

[Monkey Face]

Not the Buzz Birds???

Oh, how sad to die when one is so young and cute! ~Pogo Possum~

[no-to-illegals]

Wet is better!

Surprised Face hasn't called me Chicken.

[no-to-illegals]

I was ready too ... cluck ... cluck ... cluck

[no-to-illegals]

dang ... no shower and I need a bath.

[Monkey Face]

Why would I call you a Chicken? I thought you were a guy, which would make you a Rooster! LOL!

*hugs*

[no-to-illegals]

good point ... Cock A DODDLE DO!

[no-to-illegals]

please excuse. Crowing has been off a little lately.

[Monkey Face]

Hahahahahaha! Good one!

:o])

[no-to-illegals]

CROCK A DOODLE DOOBIE

[Monkey Face]

AwRIGHTYthen!