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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: null and void
Thus the prior thread had been pulled and there was an automatic set in place ... didn't know about that one.

I will say a prayer the mods will be understanding for I think the mods will be. Would not be happy if you were banned.

4,341 posted on 07/25/2013 11:00:03 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: null and void; Tax-chick; fanfan; moose07

107, 15%, ESE @ 2 mph

-OR-

42 C, 15%, SSE @ 5 kph


4,342 posted on 07/25/2013 12:01:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face

I like the fence, I like the house, and I want to live mere yards from the Aegean Sea. Pat, who now has clean teeth, will go with me and practice his Greek.


4,343 posted on 07/25/2013 12:20:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Anoreth; ArGee; ColdOne; Conspiracy Guy; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...

That moment when you REALLY need your laptop in a hurry, but as you fire it up you see “Installing update 11 of 11” after which Windows 7 does nothing but sit there claiming it’s busy “Starting Windows”...


4,344 posted on 07/25/2013 12:28:50 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: Tax-chick

May I please be your house guest for the duration...?


4,345 posted on 07/25/2013 12:29:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Nor would I, but I’d probably get a lot more done around the house!


4,346 posted on 07/25/2013 12:29:30 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: HKMk23

Only 11 updates? How cool is that?


4,347 posted on 07/25/2013 12:30:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: HKMk23

Been there. Done that. Other than letting it finish, all you can do is force a power off and hope you can re-install that stalled update later without breaking anything else.

If you set it to add a restore point before doing your updates, you should be ok.


4,348 posted on 07/25/2013 12:31:42 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: null and void

LOL ... that works.


4,349 posted on 07/25/2013 12:33:00 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: HKMk23

Hell on earth : )


4,350 posted on 07/25/2013 12:34:20 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (K I L L T H E B I L L !!)
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To: Dead Corpse

I stepped to the immediate previous restore point, and got nowhere; so had to force a reboot and it wouldn’t even come up in Safe Mode.

Had to head for the office, but I’ll take a crack at it, again, tonight. I think there’s a particular auto-update that made it go wonky; a fair bit of chatter online erupted all about the same time. I’ve been dealing with it being EXTREMELY slow to present the login screen since an update back in mid-May, so I’m thinking of rolling back to before then.


4,351 posted on 07/25/2013 12:36:23 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: Monkey Face

Of course. You can be my houseguest for the duration of civilization, if you like!


4,352 posted on 07/25/2013 12:37:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: HKMk23

It all sounds absolutely unspeakable.


4,353 posted on 07/25/2013 12:38:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick

WHOA!!!

Thanks! I think I’ll wait until Kathleen is about 12, thanks...

;o]


4,354 posted on 07/25/2013 12:41:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: HKMk23

I’ve had to do that. I don’t like it, but I will do it when everything else is too ugly to deal with.


4,355 posted on 07/25/2013 12:43:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face
Chicky ... no ... I didn't call you chicken.
4,356 posted on 07/25/2013 12:43:10 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

You, Sir, can call me anything except late for dinner! LOL!


4,357 posted on 07/25/2013 12:43:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m on ya.


4,358 posted on 07/25/2013 12:44:20 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Nope I’m not paying.


4,359 posted on 07/25/2013 12:45:24 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Hahahahaha!!

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*tagline*


4,360 posted on 07/25/2013 12:47:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Rights are NOT gifts from the government.)
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