Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
That, sadly, is part of the lesson, your actions and inactions affect others, too.
Yeah, I know. She’s also going to really wish she’d put sunscreen on.
Both those videos were great.
And the violin-playing boys have good haircuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ySHSTEzjQ
What cute kids! I can say that because I’m 47 ;-).
Anoreth, maybe you could get Bill to film you and some shipmates doing Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song.”
So. Are you feeling a little better, after being serenaded by the US military and a couple of clean cut violinists?
:o])
Yeah. My elbows were sticking out like O’Uh-uh’s ears.
It drew no blood, though.
I turned on Johnny Cash. This could be about my father and uncle, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMcsDVYo0I8
I’m seeing those elbows!
Yeah, I’m feeling better now. Sally is still out in the garden, working on the difference between, “I’ve done some,” and “It’s done.”
Kewl! I hope she has learned something.
I’m glad you’re feeling better! :o]
Thanks!!!
Now she’s earned a fun activity of weeding the other herb bed tomorrow, since she kept stopping work. Learning experiences ...
Just keep piling them on. Give her her choice: Do this job without complaint in a timely manner, or be a slug with this job and have another added to it.
As my tot-sized son once said, “Thimpo!” (simple)
[smiles] Well, I wasn’t going to let go of it until it was safe.
You are such a gentle, compassionate person! *hug*
I would have gotten out and stopped the traffic in both directions for you, if I had seen what you were doing.
Elen will help tomorrow, since she thought a request to help, pre-reinforced with a threat from me, was something she could ignore. And that was after I found her lounging on the sofa and whacked her with my shoe a few times, so why she imagined I was giving her the afternoon off, I don’t know.
Of course not.
Animals don’t always appreciate us like they should. The hummingbirds called me horrible things, and I was just refilling their sugar-water!
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