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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: moose07
It banged on the Door and yelled ,TELEGRAM!

Then it had to look like this then...

the Cat...He said hi!

And return my greetings to the Cat. I've always enjoyed conversations with civil cats... By the way, what colour is your Cat. Mine is looking a bit like this tonight...


4,101 posted on 07/22/2013 8:23:58 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Yeah, that’s the wabbit!
Is this cause for concern or just a UT occurrence?

‘colour’ ....[’sniff’], [’sniff’]...curiouser and curiouser.
Said my Ginger moggie.
He arrived by similar means, ‘TELEGRAM’, and never left.
We have a re-occurring theme on our hands here.


4,102 posted on 07/22/2013 8:42:01 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

It’s merely a typical UT occurrence.

Like finding out testicles have taste-buds...


4,103 posted on 07/22/2013 9:44:49 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

I saw that you had posted that...and backed away quietly out of the door.
Goodnight. :)


4,104 posted on 07/22/2013 9:46:54 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

Probably the wisest course of action.


4,105 posted on 07/22/2013 9:50:00 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Darksheare
Today's Woot shirt or tote...


4,106 posted on 07/22/2013 10:34:17 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void; moose07
Like finding out testicles have taste-buds...

And the anus...

How much of normal people's money did they spend to find that out? (You KNOW they didn't spend their own ;-)

Yes, normal UT stuff... Like when I type [color] here on this side of the pond, when it comes out of the pipe over in Moosies world it displays as 'colour'...

And now I will wander off in the general direction of Mrs. NoC's computer whichis in the midst of being rebrained to a) get rid of Win 7 home and all the crapware HP installed on the thing, b) Complete the installation of Win7 ultimate from scratch on a new hard drive and c)- Hopefully leave her with a much better functioning chunk of electronics..

Already ahead of the previous verjon 'cause it recognized the wireless card I installed and no matter what I tried before with the original install the box came with it wouldn't allow wireless to work..

(Right now it is downloading/installing some 140 MS 'critical' updates..)

4,107 posted on 07/23/2013 12:55:24 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: null and void; Darksheare

“R’Lyeh” seems like it ought to mean something backward. “Hey L’r.” Needs a few more letters ...

I was reading an article recently, and it mentioned a poor girl named Rehtaeh. It made me want to smack her mother upside the head.


4,108 posted on 07/23/2013 4:21:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: NoCmpromiz; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

Day after birthday ...

4,109 posted on 07/23/2013 4:23:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick


4,110 posted on 07/23/2013 4:26:51 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Happy Day After! Good morning, y’all!


4,111 posted on 07/23/2013 5:10:47 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: JoeProBono

Wow!


4,112 posted on 07/23/2013 5:15:02 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Good morning. I’m heading off to Weight Watchers in a few minutes with whichever kids want to go. Maybe just Vlad and Frank.


4,113 posted on 07/23/2013 5:30:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick

So tell me how the stuffed pepper turned out. Please? And was your birthday fun? All things considered, of course! LOL!


4,114 posted on 07/23/2013 8:47:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face

The stuffed peppers were very good. I’ll post the recipe later: we just got home from Walmart and Kathleen is having a cow because nobody’s given her a cookie yet.

Check your FReepmail!


4,115 posted on 07/23/2013 8:48:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick

Just did!

*gasp - thud*

You are so sweet!!


4,116 posted on 07/23/2013 8:54:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s my birthday. We resolved the cookie-crisis.

The stuffing was:

3 poblano peppers, seeded and finely chopped
kernels of 3 ears of corn, cooked
1/4 cilantro
5 scallions, chopped
4 oz shredded sharp cheddar cheese
5 cloves garlic

For the bell peppers, I cut the tops off and cleaned them, then microwaved the pieces, covered with wax paper, for about 2 minutes. Filled, put the tops back on, baked at 350 for about 30 minutes.


4,117 posted on 07/23/2013 9:03:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick

That was 1/4 cup of cilantro.


4,118 posted on 07/23/2013 9:07:15 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Tax-chick
“R’Lyeh” seems like it ought to mean something backward.

Something backward?

Like the reporter that politician knocked up?

Wasn't her name R'Lyeh?

4,119 posted on 07/23/2013 10:16:00 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Tax-chick

That looks so yummy!

I will try it when I finally get the peppers...


4,120 posted on 07/23/2013 10:18:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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