Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Yay! Movietime!
James said ... gosh James. James appears to have plans for the van. I think the lights will be dim and the music might play tonight. James is only two?
Nope .... I refuse to do his laundry.
company always on the run ... destiny with the rising sun. I can’t deny.
Give James a sword and pistol before he leaves.
Last One for this Day ... (Full Album) Cream (Disraeli Gears) .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1PTrgww3lE
Might want to talk with James and make sure he didn’t make the call ... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3045404/posts
The Black Magic Cake recipe I have is from the ‘80’s and I don’t recall where I got it. I just know I modified it to suit my own tastes, and never frosted it with anything but vanilla frosting, as chocolate frosting would have been far too rich.
And I don’t like White Mountain frosting. Never have, never will. My mother thought it was the “ultimate,” but I would never eat any cake that had it on.
James is not technological.
James is 9, but there are two of him: James and his other brother James. And his tomato snake, James.
I’ll keep that quiet. Don’t want you and James to have a falling out.
Sick ‘em snake.
ah ... do you want to do it again?
Trip the light fandango. Turn cartwheels across the floor.
Leave the cannoli...
10-4. Cannoli stopped me up and caused me to die. Even the ride on top of the washing machine didn’t bring me back to life.
James, his other brother James, and his tomato snake James are pretty daggone awesome in my book! I love them all! The more the merrier!
Is that why you screamed ‘Oh God I’m coming!’?
Amen ... Boys and snakes are awesome. Ain’t no wonder the ladies love us.
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