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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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all I need is the proper equipment (above and below) and I could be a woman that shoots guns, like some of my betters on this forum.


3,881 posted on 07/20/2013 1:05:19 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Amazing story, sweetie. You must have had an angel from God prodding you to that behavior. You saved her life!


3,882 posted on 07/20/2013 1:06:05 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Monkey Face; null and void

Yeah, I don’t like Nully. I love the guy. He’s super.

Plus, he knows how to comb really long hair like mine.

And other stuff, too.


3,883 posted on 07/20/2013 1:07:17 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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Was able to ride the washing machine during the spin cycle. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy. I just cannot understand why the spouse screams so loud when she rides the washing machine. It doesn't work for me. Well me died. Even the washing machine ride didn't cause me to scream.
3,884 posted on 07/20/2013 1:14:11 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: TheOldLady

She never knew I “saved her life” until a few years ago. She recalled the incident, but not from MY perspective.

My life has been filled with angels of one kind or another. Some guide me to make the last months of a person better, some bless me with physical things that I can’t afford, and some bless me with insight and wisdom to act in certain circumstances.

Some are bound to the Earth for a while, and others have never been bound. I make no distinction between them because they all guide me and give me the wisdom and courage to help other people. And some of them are here, on FR!

(And if I don’t name them, it is because I respect them and am so grateful to them for my growth!)


3,885 posted on 07/20/2013 1:14:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: no-to-illegals

*no comment*


3,886 posted on 07/20/2013 1:14:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face

here, have some more rain.


3,887 posted on 07/20/2013 1:16:12 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

We’re having some, thanks. Monsoon season, remember???


3,888 posted on 07/20/2013 1:17:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

I’m filling in for ArGee today.


3,889 posted on 07/20/2013 1:17:28 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; ArGee

LOL!


3,890 posted on 07/20/2013 1:18:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee
ArGee larned me.
3,891 posted on 07/20/2013 1:18:59 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; sionnsar; LibreOuMort; Darksheare; null and void; NicknamedBob; JoeProBono; ...

It’s time for the movies.

Reviews to follow!


3,892 posted on 07/20/2013 1:20:45 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

shucks ... and I still have more laundry to do.


3,893 posted on 07/20/2013 1:22:10 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: TheOldLady

As soon as my finances get back to “normal,” I will once again have a subscription to Netflix. I miss being able to watch the movies. And with your reviews, I will know which ones to put in my queue! *hug*


3,894 posted on 07/20/2013 1:24:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face; no-to-illegals

Glooms all day here, but at least it’s not raining. The forecast says “isolated thunderstorms,” so maybe James will get another night without any.

We have a babysitting job coming over, little Abigail, Kathleen’s rival, and her brother, who is 3 months old or so.


3,895 posted on 07/20/2013 1:24:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
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To: Tax-chick
James will get another night without any.

Poor James.

3,896 posted on 07/20/2013 1:26:05 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Rain.

(snicker)


3,897 posted on 07/20/2013 1:26:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
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To: Tax-chick
I’m gonna raise a toast to James. May T-c be wrong!
3,898 posted on 07/20/2013 1:27:42 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

James called and said that ... well I can’t repeat that James.


3,899 posted on 07/20/2013 1:32:35 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I left his chair in the van, so he has to sit on the ground.


3,900 posted on 07/20/2013 1:33:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
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