Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
If they sneak one in the bag, I’m taking it back!
Shannon is grousing at me and nibbling my ankles. “Nyar! Grack!” I think Jake must have eaten all the cat food.
James demonstrated some logical thinking this morning, while playing fantasy-swordfight with Frank: “You can’t swallow a potion to regenerate your HEAD, Frank!”
Which reminds me, I have resurrected my SD Card reader.
It works, but now I have to figure out where the SD Cards I want images off of went.
The most frightening words in the English Language aren’t “Honey, I’m leaving you” they are “I put it away.”
Well, in Skyrim I shouted a bear off a cliff...
I’m impressed, I think.
LOL, how true!
Well, the clue I had that something bad was coming:
The music got all dramatic.
So I turned around to see “Yo! I’m a BEAR!”
So I hit the key to do a “dragon shout” and it wasn’t exactly set to what I wanted.
Instead of freezing mister bear, it said “Fus Ro DAH” and the bear went flying over the edge and down.. down.. down to goblin town.
I didn’t bother going to check on him.
I always have my blood run cold when I hear those words.
Then I panic.
Obviously these games are more complex than I imagined!
Ozymandicat is a critter I can identify with! LOL!
And that one, too! LOL!
I would just love a cat. Period.
:o|
Not so much, keyboard and mouse, bear going “RAAAWR!” right behind you.
Hit the wrong spell item, results were hilarious.
Good morning!
It is morning! 83 and windy, 27%. Ungh.
For some reason, I’m almost uncontrollably sleepy. I may have to go take a power nap and come back.
What a revoltin’ development that is. I have wet laundry to hang.
I’m sleepy, too, but I have a couple of hours of verticality to go before I can declare Naptime.
I saw some interesting crayon packages at Walmart this morning: 8 shades of brown, 8 shades of red, 8 shades of blue, and so on.
Ohno...not more colors...the temptation is extreme...I can’t look.
I still have things to do before I lie down, but by the time I will get to do that, it will be too late in the day and I will end up wanting to go to bed for the duration.
*sigh*
Sigh. If I had crayons, Kathleen would eat them.
Some days, it just doesn’t pay to chew through the straps.
Prayer request for a 3 year old...C’mon, Warriors!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3044043/posts
I have to put on my Scout uniform and go make an announcement at the end of VBS today.
I’ll eat some tomato-cucumber soup *first*!
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