Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
We have 91 and 52% humidity. Probably pretty average for this time of year.
Well! Not working on the festival? That means I can build up my stock of items for give-aways. ;o]
I packed the last of them off last year, and have yet to finish one since then. A lot have been started, but then I get side-tracked. (Story of my life, I think. My attention span is about 1/2” long, most days.)
It’s been so long since I’ve had any contact with church members, I think they’ve forgotten I even exist. It’s for sure no one is checking to see if I need anything. And if I DO ask for something, I end up having to beg. That’s no way to live. So I’ll shut my mouth!
I just went out to check the mail and found a Dover coloring book catalog. I told the mailman it was against the law to put them in my box, because I have to open them “right THERE!” His response? “At least you GET mail!”
Dang!
Night, Moosie!
Thanks for the Cricket lessons!
With 18% humidity (monsoon season, dontchaknow) folks are complaining. When it gets up to 25% they start to drop like flies.
Just the little walk to the mailbox (20 yards?) I broke out in a sweat, even though the temp is four degrees cooler than yesterday.
We get the catalogs, too. The children always want me to buy something!
Well, I want me to buy something, too, but I try to be happy with the Sampler pics! LOL!
Which reminds me: That card was some very different art work. Don Quixote? Anyway, thanks for the effort you put into the pic you colored.
I need to write AND color. I’m so slow...
Plains Indian style, I think. It was from the Southwest Indian Foundation. Anoreth used to do Kiowa-style horse drawings and paintings, until she got into fantasy artwork.
I like that they call it *DeviantArt*.
But that's because I ... well, you know.
Quite.
Do you ever get the urge to rush out and get another cat?
Good morning!
We know.
I like shorthairs better.
Good morning! I’m off to Walmart now.
Happy shopping!
Getting the things I need without any children is always relaxing!
Stores recognize the value of having people laden down with children. That's why you see offers that "Children are free".
I saw that as an obvious gimmick, so I never took them up on it.
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