Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
LOL!
71 and steady rain here. NOT a typical July 2 in these parts!
So you got our rain?
We’d like it back, please.
KThxbai.
If I could send it to you by DarksFAX, I would. The swim team season was a disaster this year.
That's good to know the festival was a success, but that amount of hassle would make me think I wasn't supposed to go.
Maybe coincidence that things worked out that way, but... coincidence is what we call it when God does stuff and chooses to remain anonymous
Don't be surprised if that ends up on my home page quotes section!
“The question is, what do I use for poison?”
Lead, at 180feet per second.
We had a low of 94 last night, if that helps....
20 degrees C
29.6 inches pressure
light breeze
Light ‘Fog’ at times.
Good night All.
Because then it would be a snack.
“Good food” sounds like it means “what Goods eat.”
Can you check around all the files you have and see if the title for the Neon is sitting around somewhere?
Sure. Can I let you know tomorrow? A thorough cleanout of the sunroom is on the list.
That works.
Honestly? I’ve experienced 122 in the desert. In TN, the humidity increases my heat intolerance. It’s all hot! (Hugs to puppies!)
Feel free to steal it, I did!
I forgot about Miss Piggy.
When I was a desert rat, I replaced my tires every two years. (The first blowout sort of scared me—wimpy lady lol!)
Mr. Sg has made that point numerous times. I'm one of those throwbacks who remembers how to spell a coupla things. It seems that texting has undone the need to learn to spell.
95 is very hot no matter where you live!
We are basking in the smoke of forest fires from northern Ontario and Quebec. The winds from the south and west should clear that out starting tomorrow.
Are you doing any gardening this year Cold One?
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