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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: NoCmpromiz

LOL!


2,621 posted on 07/02/2013 1:30:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: SandyInSeattle; ColdOne

71 and steady rain here. NOT a typical July 2 in these parts!


2,622 posted on 07/02/2013 1:31:24 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick; ColdOne

So you got our rain?

We’d like it back, please.

KThxbai.


2,623 posted on 07/02/2013 1:33:41 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (The Cardinals chose wisely.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

If I could send it to you by DarksFAX, I would. The swim team season was a disaster this year.


2,624 posted on 07/02/2013 1:35:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
Overall rating of the week: Excellent. But not without its moments

That's good to know the festival was a success, but that amount of hassle would make me think I wasn't supposed to go.

Maybe coincidence that things worked out that way, but... coincidence is what we call it when God does stuff and chooses to remain anonymous

Don't be surprised if that ends up on my home page quotes section!

2,625 posted on 07/02/2013 2:33:56 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Monkey Face; JoeProBono
"Ohhh! Lookit! The monsoons are coming! The monsoons are coming!
(Just not to Southern Nevada!)"
I watch the US weather patterns with fascination.
The way the topography affects the weather is very noticeable
If you need rain, ask Joe to post you a rain dance; that was the wettest summer in History, but much needed. :)
2,626 posted on 07/02/2013 2:42:13 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

“The question is, what do I use for poison?”

Lead, at 180feet per second.


2,627 posted on 07/02/2013 2:45:05 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: ColdOne

We had a low of 94 last night, if that helps....


2,628 posted on 07/02/2013 2:49:47 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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20 degrees C
29.6 inches pressure
light breeze
Light ‘Fog’ at times.

Good night All.


2,629 posted on 07/02/2013 2:52:04 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: ArGee; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"Why doesn’t "good food" rhyme?"

Because then it would be a snack.

2,630 posted on 07/02/2013 3:10:20 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker; ArGee; Monkey Face

“Good food” sounds like it means “what Goods eat.”


2,631 posted on 07/02/2013 4:02:38 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick

Can you check around all the files you have and see if the title for the Neon is sitting around somewhere?


2,632 posted on 07/02/2013 4:12:43 PM PDT by Anoreth (It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
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To: Anoreth

Sure. Can I let you know tomorrow? A thorough cleanout of the sunroom is on the list.


2,633 posted on 07/02/2013 4:14:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick

That works.


2,634 posted on 07/02/2013 4:39:12 PM PDT by Anoreth (It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
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To: ColdOne

Honestly? I’ve experienced 122 in the desert. In TN, the humidity increases my heat intolerance. It’s all hot! (Hugs to puppies!)


2,635 posted on 07/02/2013 4:42:59 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: moose07
Don't be surprised if that ends up on my home page quotes section!

Feel free to steal it, I did!

2,636 posted on 07/02/2013 4:59:43 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: ArGee

I forgot about Miss Piggy.


2,637 posted on 07/02/2013 5:07:06 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Monkey Face

When I was a desert rat, I replaced my tires every two years. (The first blowout sort of scared me—wimpy lady lol!)


2,638 posted on 07/02/2013 5:09:18 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: ArGee
f enough rhymes with gruff why doesn’t bough rhyme with buff?

Mr. Sg has made that point numerous times. I'm one of those throwbacks who remembers how to spell a coupla things. It seems that texting has undone the need to learn to spell.

2,639 posted on 07/02/2013 5:12:59 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: ColdOne; All

95 is very hot no matter where you live!

We are basking in the smoke of forest fires from northern Ontario and Quebec. The winds from the south and west should clear that out starting tomorrow.

Are you doing any gardening this year Cold One?


2,640 posted on 07/02/2013 5:25:24 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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