"The Chin" is still hotter than a firecracker.
Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Morning, Bob. My ambition is that people would say I have successful children.
Well, yes, but your definition of “successful” is that they don’t live at home.
Or in jail, or on welfare, or on the ill-gotten gains of evil living.
Especially the latter would be nice. I should have mentioned that that too was my ambition.
You want to retire on the ill-gotten gains of evil living? Or the opposite?
If I didn’t know it was wrong, I could be a full-time SAT-taking substitute.
I want to make a comfortable living by writing and selling books. Same difference.
At least you’re not the distinguished but corrupt state senator you look like in your pictures!
My ambition is that people would say that I am.
Whatever.
You are.
See? That’s all I need. ;o]
It’s another day here. You?
My pictures are like the appearance of a fragile and priceless item when it is packed and packaged.
You cannot tell my book from its cover.
Last night was another with leg cramps, so I’ll have to adjust my meds a little to increase the potassium.
And wouldn’t you know it? I want some cold cereal this morning but don’t have any. *sigh* Boats and no liberty; liberty and no boats.
You should always have rice.
It can be made into breakfast.
Now that is true.
That's a good idea.
I have rice. It just isn’t cooked. If I cook it, I’ll have to wait several hours for it to be cold enough to eat in a bowl with milk, sugar and cinnamon. *whine, whine, whine*
It’s going to be another scorcher, today. 117 again. Right now it’s 83 and there are some high, thin clouds. No breeze.
Why, yes ... he is looking quite attractive. I’ve often said that the right sort of men only get better as they get older.
Very cute, and doesn’t take himself too seriously. I think he could pull off the starring role in a successful spinoff of “Burn Notice”. He and Sharon Gless are the best ones on the series.
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