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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: NicknamedBob; TheOldLady; Silentgypsy; Anoreth

Morning, Bob. My ambition is that people would say I have successful children.


2,441 posted on 06/30/2013 6:17:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, yes, but your definition of “successful” is that they don’t live at home.


2,442 posted on 06/30/2013 6:18:40 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Or in jail, or on welfare, or on the ill-gotten gains of evil living.


2,443 posted on 06/30/2013 6:21:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick

Especially the latter would be nice. I should have mentioned that that too was my ambition.


2,444 posted on 06/30/2013 6:36:15 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob

You want to retire on the ill-gotten gains of evil living? Or the opposite?

If I didn’t know it was wrong, I could be a full-time SAT-taking substitute.


2,445 posted on 06/30/2013 6:38:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick
"You want to retire on the ill-gotten gains of evil living?"

I want to make a comfortable living by writing and selling books. Same difference.

2,446 posted on 06/30/2013 6:54:40 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob

At least you’re not the distinguished but corrupt state senator you look like in your pictures!


2,447 posted on 06/30/2013 6:57:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; ThomasThomas; Anoreth

My ambition is that people would say that I am.

Whatever.


2,448 posted on 06/30/2013 7:03:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Happiness comes through the door you didn't know you left open.)
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To: Monkey Face

You are.


2,449 posted on 06/30/2013 7:04:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick

See? That’s all I need. ;o]


2,450 posted on 06/30/2013 7:05:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Happiness comes through the door you didn't know you left open.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s another day here. You?


2,451 posted on 06/30/2013 7:06:15 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: Tax-chick

My pictures are like the appearance of a fragile and priceless item when it is packed and packaged.

You cannot tell my book from its cover.


2,452 posted on 06/30/2013 7:06:36 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: Tax-chick

Last night was another with leg cramps, so I’ll have to adjust my meds a little to increase the potassium.

And wouldn’t you know it? I want some cold cereal this morning but don’t have any. *sigh* Boats and no liberty; liberty and no boats.


2,453 posted on 06/30/2013 7:07:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Happiness comes through the door you didn't know you left open.)
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To: Monkey Face

You should always have rice.

It can be made into breakfast.


2,454 posted on 06/30/2013 7:09:06 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Now that is true.


2,455 posted on 06/30/2013 7:17:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
You should always have rice.

That's a good idea.

2,456 posted on 06/30/2013 7:18:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I have rice. It just isn’t cooked. If I cook it, I’ll have to wait several hours for it to be cold enough to eat in a bowl with milk, sugar and cinnamon. *whine, whine, whine*

It’s going to be another scorcher, today. 117 again. Right now it’s 83 and there are some high, thin clouds. No breeze.


2,457 posted on 06/30/2013 7:18:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Happiness comes through the door you didn't know you left open.)
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To: Tax-chick


"The Chin" is still hotter than a firecracker.



2,458 posted on 06/30/2013 7:18:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Why, yes ... he is looking quite attractive. I’ve often said that the right sort of men only get better as they get older.


2,459 posted on 06/30/2013 7:19:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want shrimp tacos.)
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To: TheOldLady

Very cute, and doesn’t take himself too seriously. I think he could pull off the starring role in a successful spinoff of “Burn Notice”. He and Sharon Gless are the best ones on the series.


2,460 posted on 06/30/2013 7:25:43 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (I feel much better since I gave up hope.)
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