Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
#NSACalledToTellMe that just because they have all my telephony metadata,my Google searches, all of my emails,all of my credit card purchases,and all of my FreeRepublic posts since 1998, that is NOT “tyranny around the corner”. They’re in Ft. Meade, MD, which is NOT around the corner from me.
(My Daughter's Boyfriend was not at all happy I posted the above on Facebook! AND yes he does actually watch Bridezillas and admits to it.)
OoooohhYAH! I can relate to that!
It was 111 yesterday. A record. We are only supposed to be up to 109 today, but we seem to be a little hotter here in Hooterville Junction that McCarran is. There is a middle school next door to us on the west, and it has a weather station, so we get fairly accurate readings.
#NSACalledToTellMe - I guess there is a new social network in Utah called PRISM that everyone is on! Can anyone get me an invite??
Your post is not as reassuring to me as it perhaps could have been.
Ft. Meade is just around the corner from me!
These comments are all over the Web and are certainly hilarious ... but the best thing about them is they display the ACTUAL American spirit which has been dormant since Obama took office. ... He has completely overreached in his incredible paranoia. More and more, I believe this isn’t going to end well for him.
It is true Obama has gone too far and (ironically) this gives me hope. Smart, even semi-low info, voters do get it.
They have overreached. The media has overreached.
For several years, they were able to slap us in the face, leave a bright red hand mark upon us, and say, laughingly, it never happened. The judge would come in (media) and see the stinging red mark upon us and say, “I don’t see anything.” Even the Supreme Court.
But at some point we are GOING TO HAVE TO DO WHAT AMERICANS DO and say, “Let’s bleeping ROLL.”
If you have a facebook page, you can type “Prism, Lehi” in the search, and it should take you there. I thought it was disappointing.
#NSACalledToTellMe naming my wireless home network, “NSA Surveillance Caravan” was very confusing
Seriously, shouldn’t everyone do this for one day to stand up to this Big Sister Government???
What if on July 4th, we decided to get a little revolutionary and everyone who disagreed with this unconstitutional activity changed their wifi zone’s name to something to do with NSA, like the one above???
What a great protest that would be!! All over the country!!
Bookmark.
Bookmark.
#NSACalledToTellMe The back up of my system is complete and to call them if I need recovery disks.
#NSACalledToTellMe To change the oil in the car engine as it is over due.
#NSACalledToTellMe the cake in the oven is just about ready and not to let it burn.
This NSA service is handy for those with sieve-like memories. :)
WeatherBug?
NO!!! I loathe WeatherBug. This is from the local news channel. They monitor all the weather stations in the valley.
OK. What’s WB ever do to you?
Viruses.
We are home! The catz, they are annoyed with us. One left a Dropping to indicate just how Annoyed, but I made Bill clean it up. The dog fur accumulation was so bad that it plugged up the hose on the Dyson and I had to clean it out with pliers and a 4-foot rebar.
I am looking forward to sleeping in my own bed, although it would be nice if my own bed came with the sound of the ocean just outside the windows!
#NSACalledToTellMe That dog fur is bad for your washer drains, too.
OIC. I don’t seem to have the problem with the one on my Droid, but I bought the “elite” version with no ads....
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