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subtitled, "How did this myth about the Spanish explorer even get its start?"
Ponce de León's name wasn't tied to the Fountain of Youth until 14 years after his death. (The Granger Collection, NYC)

Ponce de León's name wasn't tied to the Fountain of Youth until 14 years after his death. (The Granger Collection, NYC)

1 posted on 05/25/2013 5:47:56 AM PDT by SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv

Now this after getting my season pass for the St. Augustine tourist train! Dangit!


3 posted on 05/25/2013 6:01:40 AM PDT by mazda77
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To: SunkenCiv

>> It’s all a literary device intended to make Ponce appear foolish.

Does this mean that all the elderly snowbirds in Florida can finally GO HOME?


4 posted on 05/25/2013 6:02:30 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: SunkenCiv

Truth is they were cruising for chicks, but the fountain story sounded like good cover at the time.


5 posted on 05/25/2013 6:07:18 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: SunkenCiv
I have the water from the Fountain of Youth De Leon discovered. Yeah, it was uh granted to me by a descendant of the explorer who drank too much and reverted back to spermatozoa. Shortly before he made the final reversion, he decided to give me the water. Just send $49 er $79 dollars to me at:
1515 Ponzi Square
Washington D.C.
co the Nigerian Embassy and you will receive your bottle of this wonderful liquid....eventually....right after the checks clear.
8 posted on 05/25/2013 6:27:14 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: SunkenCiv

I heard that he had actually been trying to find a restroom.


12 posted on 05/25/2013 7:31:52 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If you think ObamaCare is a train wreck, wait until you see the amnesty bill.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Oh No...say it isn’t so. I was captivated by Ponce de Leon’s search for the Fountain of Youth in 5th grade. Now it turns out to be nothing but Cook County style dirty politics.


13 posted on 05/25/2013 7:49:15 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: SunkenCiv

There is a sometimes funny, very adult comic on the Internet, that made several comics as parodies of Ponce De Leon’s supposed search. All of these Safe For Work, however.

http://is.gd/8IocI5

http://is.gd/alwhHC


14 posted on 05/25/2013 8:10:31 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: SunkenCiv

It’s been moved a couple of times and now gets it’s water from the city water supply.


15 posted on 05/25/2013 8:50:58 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SunkenCiv

LOL! Without the tale no one would ever even think of him.

An effort to discredit backfires again. (”This so-called ‘Big Bang’ theory”...)


16 posted on 05/25/2013 8:59:55 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: SunkenCiv

I bet he was looking for yoots!


18 posted on 05/25/2013 12:55:34 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I’m a conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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