I have a cousin whose daughter is covered head to toe in tats, except the face. She was a gorgeous gal and now all anyone sees are the tats.
We had a bartender at our American Legion who had humungous ta-ta’s. She was 50+ years old and fat. One hot summer day I walked in, ordered a Miller Lite and immediately got in a conversation with a guy to my left. The bartender apparently waited for a while for my money and leaned over the bar and said”You gonna pay for that?” I looked at her breast’s’ss’s while I got my wallet out and asked ‘What is that on your tit?” She said”It’s a butterfly!” I gave her my money and said “Looks like an eagle to me.” I didn’t get another beer.
FYI - the only reason I’d ever get a tattoo:
“The Confederate battle flag – is now officially deemed a symbol of hate by the U.S. armed forces. Prospective members of all branches of the armed forces who happen to have a “Confederate flag” tattoo are automatically rejected.”
http://www.wnd.com/2010/09/209597/
Ha!
BTTT