See! I completely agree with your assertion that the skills of JJ Abrams are right on par with those of the folks responsible for Lost in Space II: Electric Boogaloo!*
Now, we can get on to the important issues like who was hotter Jennie or her sister?
*I mean, they didn’t even have Dr. Smith, Will Robinson, Penny or the Robot! Instead of Dr. Maureen Robinson, they shook-up things by bringing in Major Rayner Fleming from Remo Williams. Way outta left field, man.
I always thought of Voyager as more Gilligan’s Island in space. Only with Gilligan in charge.