Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
My brother wrote last night to tell us all that only his oldest daughter would think running in the Boston Marathon was no big deal. She did, however, finish well before the explosions and was not in the are of the finish line.
I guess I’m glad I didn’t know she was running. I assumed she was busy elsewhere and not in any danger. In this case ignorance was, indeed, bliss.
I know this is a no-politics zone, but you can’t expect to be perfect every time, or even many times when the CinC thinks the response to such a travesty should be a call for justice rather than a declaration of war.
I know ArGee and Thanks for those words.
We expect “real news” to show up on the UT at intervals. Can’t be helped.
‘Face and I went to the gas station and Aldi. Next we’ll leave for the airport, with a stop at the Boy Scouts store to get Pat a handbook.
Stay Safe everyone!
Planning on it!
Did anyone else hear the CNN twit insist yesterday that the victims of the marathon bombing were all “Muslims, innocent muslims”?
Is Good to always plan.
Didn’t get this one Darks. That would be strange.
Around 6:30 PM or so, some twit on CNN was in a froth rage and insisted that the victims of the bombing yesterday were all muslims.
Apparently her only basis for that was the fact that the one bomb went off by the area where the national flags were displayed.
Was standing at outback steakhouse when that hit the screen, myself and several others looked at each otehr like “what is that lady smoking?”
Thanks ... Missed that one ... Maybe someone else picked it up including you guys.
Can’t find reference to it online though.
If it exists, it is scrubbed.
prayers someone caught it before scrubbing.
Probably, but we’ll never see it.
Wait, you’re leaving already??
Oh Goodness! God bless and keep you and your daughter.
It’s just great that she is all right. Prayers up for all the injured, and Godspeed to the deceased.
Oh! Your niece! Sorry.
Gee, this went fast, didn’t it? Seems like you just arrived there. I know you’ll have a great day!
Ahhhhh, compatibility! Good morning, y’all!
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