Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
“Hitchcock” looks interesting. I like just about anything with Anthony Hopkins.
It's easy to have kids when you're 10! LOL!
Elena Jaylinn was born by C-Section at 1833 PDT, weighing in at 8# 10 oz.
The Daddy is grinning ear to ear! And the GG-Ma has yet to see piccies of the perfect little pink thing!
As soon as I get some, I will post them. Elena was whisked away from everyone to be cleaned and checked, and as of 15 minutes after her birth, she was only allowed to be seen through the window of the nursery.
*GG-Ma is still happy dancing*
:o])
Congratulations ‘Face!
Thanks, Moosie!
I’m going to take a break for something to eat.
Later, all!
:o])
Oh, dear. Alien Travelers are worse than the regular kind that live here full time.
I’m going to put on my Official Running Garments and attempt some ... ambulation faster than a walk ... since I need a shower anyway.
He’s brilliant, as usual. He has always caught my attention and been most entertaining. I didn’t even hate Hannibal Lecter, for heaven’s sakes, just admired the performance.
He didn’t quite capture Hitchcock’s slow, slushy way of speaking, but he came close enough. The man is a pure treasure.
You and Mrs. illegals are welcome, my friend. [smiles]
Bryan should go to your house. He’d get your media room all set up for you PDQ.
It only took him three years to perfect his, so now he knows what to do.
How delightful. Congratulations to the happy couple, and may your GG-daughter have a long and prosperous life, my blessing.
Thank You TOL. Seeking power is not what I seek though. The offer is always appealing to each not seeking power yet I'll digress. Should me come seeking power, ignore me. I kind of likes the electricity the way it is, and if should it change, power as life is fleeting along with electricity, so says I. Me would attempt a take over. Me is crazy. Thank Goodness, I boxed up meself and shipped meself out. When me and meself get together ... oh my oh my ... they can make a board go crazy. Prayers meself does not make the trek back into the body. Am is still grinning without having to deal with meself. Thought said to tell everyone that Poland is great this time of year.
Have you seen the one where he works in a bookstore in England, and Anne Bancroft is an American who writes to him and orders books? I can’t remember the name, but it’s the address of the bookstore.
Indeed. It’s quite stunning. The animatronics and animation were nearly flawless. Nice picture of Richard Parker and Pi. [smiles]
Oh goodness! Yes I do remember that movie and enjoyed it immensely but do not remember the title. I loved Anne Bancroft. She was such a wonderful actress, and Mel Brooks must be the nicest man on earth. Also, she looked like my mother, who never got old.
Okay, I looked it up. It’s 84 Charing Cross Road, made in 1987. Loved it!
You’re such a good friends, dear. I’m glad that Thought is enjoying Poland this time.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.