What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[null and void]

Erk! Clams got legs!

[now we have to kill her]

[null and void]

Yes, Bob. We need a tube system. (Whatever that is!)

The Tubes

[wyokostur]

You’re welcome!! Quite the talented bunch you got here.

[Darksheare]

It’s a work in progress.
We have some authors, some artistically talented types, family types, those here just to unwind and relax from the day, music, short story bits etc.
Oh, and my weaponised typos.

[FourtySeven]

Thanks for the welcome I look forward to a bright future in the Undead!

I’m glad typoes are free. The “summer of recovery” has hit me hard.

What about fat finger iPhone posts though?

[FourtySeven]

Thanks for the welcome! I saw “Dark..” In the to field and ASSumed “Darksheare”. Haha. What a way for the newbie of the group to make an impression!

< takes the pretty welcome doll and puts it in his collection >. You’d be amazed how many of these things fit in a dark, locked basement...oops did I type that out loud?

[Darksheare]

We file posts made from mobile devices under “Technology that is trying to kill us.”
Especially when autocorrect decides to chime in and gloober up your post.

[FourtySeven]

Autocorrect? What’s the queen of myriad xylophones? (Don’t ask what that started off as. Hehe)

[Darksheare]

The queen of a myriad of xylephones is the square root of one cowbell.
I think.

[Silentgypsy]

Thanks for the wave! I’ve had cowboy pilots and the dentist diagnosed bruxism (probably secondary to same). Soooo glad you arrived intact!

[Darksheare]

And in weird news: Beaver bites man to death.
Belarus, of course.

[no-to-illegals]

Another Welcome from this side of the keyboard. (Reaching through screen to shake your hand)

[Silentgypsy]

I knew someone who had a terrible crush on him. She made all sorts of overtures, and he was absolutely the nicest guy—he even got the phone book out to find her a place to stay when she had nowhere to go (lie). He’s a great loss.

[no-to-illegals]

Had an experience this A.M. Was not autocorrect; was more like Microsoft correct. No warning ... computer reboot ... was almost like a power surge. Had to wait as computer screen said ... update has taken place. The most interest thing was everything came back up and all was there and only connection lost was FR whereupon only logging back in was necessary. No gloober up the post for was posting at that time. Notice something else a few days back ... accidental closed all open windows, including FR. Though well no big deal will just log back in. Utilize always the setting of if leave FR am supposed to be logged out even on an accident. Opened FR and what do I know still logged in. Gremlins? Doubt will ever find out.

btw .. am East Bound and Down ... everyone. May each ones day be Great!

[no-to-illegals]

beautiful music from Jim .. and I forgive him for Bad Bad Leroy Brown.

[FourtySeven]

Thank you. < shakes hand in a manly yet sensitive manner >

[FourtySeven]

I believe you’re correct but I’ll have to ask my iPhone to be sure.

[FourtySeven]

I always liked Bad Bad Leroy Brown. He’s the baddest man in the whole dang town dangit!
(Do you know what autocorrect just suggested for “dangit”? “Sancti”. I think that’s some kind of blasphemy...)

[Darksheare]

Windoze AutoUpdate.
Microsofts way of telling you, ‘Yup, you’ve been on too long! Shoulda saved that file, ha ha!’

[Darksheare]

“Siri, are you evil?”

I’m not certain what you are talking about!
*car doorlocks dive, car accelerates uncontrollably.*