Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
My petsitter texted last night. She said it has rained on the garden a couple of times. Also, all the pets are fine.
DP and I took Anoreth and Bill out to dinner last night. Then we walked across the parking lot to a bar. Later it rained on us walking home. Then wewatched Duck Dynasty.
More rain expected today. Maybe Anoreth and I will go to the bar again.
There's a certain Ernest Hemingway feel to what you've written there. Concise but compelling.
Having no keyboard impedes the free flow of verbiage. DP says the tropical storm is raining on us. Teh byos went to their room to play with stuffed animals. Anoreth is watching Fox News.
Cute ceiling cat. :^)
Be careful walking back from the bar.
Good morning! Supposed to rain later so gotta get out now to tend garden. SYL
Rained earlier here, then it stopped.
It’s 81 degrees out. I was out earlier, but I’m in for the rest of the day. Yesterday’s drive in the heat was not a good one, and I need to be a little more careful when I go out. At least until I can get a cooler and fan rigged up for it.
But it looks like it would take a carpload of them out here. Since the writing is Asian, I don't know if it's battery or plug in. If it's plug in, it's probably some alien power requirement, like 657V. It might just be the ice-pack for sale.
This one looks pretty good, but I don't think it would work in the car.
We went out on the beach for a while. Then the girls went bicycling to the shops, and DP took some boys in the truck. We’re still watching Fox News.
I checked the fan out online...autozone and Oreilly both have them, and maybe the larger walmart, but I’m not going out again. It’s almost 90 and I’m still not good from yesterday.
However, I DID just now, go get a bucket but it has a lid that has me baffled. I don’t have the strength in my hands to wrestle with it.
Maybe I’ll get a screwdriver. The price on the bucket was right, though...
;o]
Bucket of what? Spit? :^)
This would be a good day for a swim, for sure! It’s 30 miles to the beaches, here. :o[
Haha!
The gal was going to give me a bucket of wheat, then when I got there, she said her husband told her he would let me have a paint bucket. That’s fine, but it still had paint in it, and the paint has sealed the lid.
*grumble-grumble*
Still not raining. We went walking on the beach at low tide. DP took a large group to mini-golf. I’m thinking of going to Walmart. We’re out of diet coke.
Anoreth and Bill are playing a computer game.
Are you in search of an empty bucket? I am sooo confused.
Thanks, haven’t updated mine in years too
the little freeperettes are now driving and taking daddy’s car and using all my gas
and just started modeling school! (I know its just a money-making thing, but they are enjoying it and actually learnign quite a bit about modeling as a carreer)
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