What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[moose07]

HI 'Face,
Glad she is still providing pleasure even if she is stranded.
Was it as impressive as it looked?

The following image is the replacement.

[moose07]

[TheOldLady]

The Queen Mary does have a certain aura inside. It's almost as if one can sense all the people who spent time on her.

I would seriously believe that the old gal is haunted. Why, the bodies trapped under the boilers alone is a horror tale.
They couldn't get to them, so they let them stay there.

The pool on the lower deck is haunted as well, and part of the "Dining With the Spirits" meal and tour.

The Queen is still in Long Beach.

[moose07]

Thanks TOL,
The problem is ,do I feel like the flight over?
Well it’s not the flight ,it’s the security staff in the US Airports.
There is always the other route into the US...via Mexico ,no need for a Visa then... LOL.

[TheOldLady]

I’ll never fly again until the TSA is defunded and disbanded.

They torture disabled people in wheelchairs and small children while their parents watch the molestation, but the burka-clad mozzy broads (or possibly men) breeze on through unquestioned.

[moose07]

Yep, fell out with the tsa at LAX ,five years ago.
They got worse year on year, more and more creepy.
As you say ,with small children and the Disabled.
You really have to keep an eye on the thieving oiks that operate the X-ray scanners.
Your stuff develops legs as they are ‘frisking’ you down.
Can still see that oversized egit as he tried to remove the lens from my SLR. “Push the button numb nu*s!”
You could hear a pin drop.
Shame on them, the losers.

[TheOldLady]

That's the QM and the Hercules plane's dome. The Hercules, more popularly known as The Spruce Goose.

The story of what the government did to Howard Hughes over that plane is just disgusting.

At least he got to fly it and prove that it was a viable aircraft option.

The Hercules has been moved to McMinnville, Oregon to the Evergreen Aviation and Space Museum.

There is a short description of the trouble it took to get the plane to her new home.

[Monkey Face]

It was extremly impressive. I needed another day or two to wander around, but I had to get out of the pool area, as I was feeling a little crowded. All those spirits, you know.

[NicknamedBob]

"I had to get out of the pool area, as I was feeling a little crowded. All those spirits, you know."

Next time, go to the bathroom before you get in the pool.

[Darksheare]

I have most of what I need to do the new build for my machine.
I will be spotty while doing the construction.

[Tax-chick]

Didn’t rain.

[NicknamedBob]

Coming up a storm here.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks for the reviews of the movies TOL. One two star, two three stars, one nude (er ... excuse) four star.

[no-to-illegals]

Enjoy vacation.

[TheOldLady]

You’re welcome, my friends. Your soap is packaged and ready to mail. Bryan may mail it to you tomorrow if he has time.

I hope so because we’re leaving very early when we go, and the PO isn’t open until 8 a.m.

[moose07]

machine.
construction.
Darks

Three words that when brought together strike fear into the hearts of men.
May i ask what, so i can construct the appropriate depth bunker. :)

[moose07]

Hope this is of use ,T-C.">

[Tax-chick]

Thanks! It looks like it rained on the garden back home. Only a few drops here, unless I slept through it.

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

LOL! Good morning. Off to do laundry. James says he has no clean clothes.