Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
LOL! A few months younger, I believe!
It’s Frank’s birthday. In spite of diligent efforts to eliminate himself from the gene pool, he has survived to 4!
Vlad was fixed up at birth with a girl from the North Carolina forum, but I don’t think it’s going to work out. They’re 7 years old, and she’s already 20” taller than he is!
I dunno about the eggs and vbeet greens, but the bacon and greens look great! LOL!
Happy Birthday FRANK!!!
U 2, n2i!
That reminds me—just borrowed a few books on medical hypnosis from the digital library. Maybe it’ll work for insomnia and for voracious ravenousitis. Will inform y’all if progress made.
He has a cake!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, if Elena and Marshall don’t work out because of distance, etc., we have Frank, Vlad, James, Pat, and additional UT older men.
Yummy!
Cake for breakfast!!! Oh. Wait. It’s lunch time there. Or close to it!
Enjoy, Frank!
That looks very useful. How do you use it?
Off to do chores! Have a great day, y’all! P.S. Has anyone read “Girl Gone” by Gillian Flynn? Just finished it last night. Wow! Twists and turns....
Hello you all!!!! Wow the snow is gone. We should still have a few feet of snow but it all melted a month ago! The flowers are on the 2nd cycle already. Soon wild strawberry’s!
I have to get the wild strawberry’s fast, before the chipmunks and other critters do. Last year was the first time I was able to pick more than a couple. They are really small. They are sweet, way sweeter than store bought.
I think mushroom season is near......YEAH!!!
Take care you all....later
Best strike my name from any lists, sweetheart; I'm spoken for.
Congratulations, she is beautiful!
Yes, she is!
How are you doing, these days?
Elena looks as if she’s ready to take over the world.
Look out, World! Here she comes!
Thanks for the link from Halla’s thread.
You’re welcome! I didn’t think it was appropriate to post the photo, so I just gave you the link.
There are some other photos farther up this thread, all from Saturday night.
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