Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Awwww!
What a doll!! Does GG stand for Great Granddaughter?
Iknowhuh?
Yes ma’am, it does! My middle grandson is the father, and I’m so tickled that this baby is so “perfect!”
Should think it could be arranged...
But were where you thinking of putting this massive source of X-rays whilst you study it?
D.C ?
Just wonderful!!!!!
How have you been doing? Is spring helping you at all?
I don’t notice a difference. I am feeling good so far.
No, I didn’t get any pictures - busy singing! Elen is pretty, especially if she would dress. She says she’s not interested in the Montoya boy, though.
Aw, she’s a precious little thing!
Let’s hope your days are better!
XOXO
Right you are! LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgOlnZP2jcI
Yeesh, I recall that song from years ago.
Wonder if I could use it in the story somewhere.
Nice view of your daughter’s revowal.
I’m about to cook beet greens!
Pink pancakes
Grated beetroot makes these pretty-in-pink pancakes a talking point at breakfast (or not, if you’re slipping vegetables into a fussy eater’s diet on the quiet).
Makes 6
1 egg
1 mug of plain white or wholewheat flour
2 heaped tsp baking powder
190ml apple juice
125ml fresh beetroot (cooked or raw), finely grated
½ tsp mixed spice
A dash of olive oil for frying
Butter and honey, to serve
Salt
1 Whisk the egg until frothy. Add flour, baking powder and a pinch of salt. Pour in the apple juice. Give it all a good whisk, then fold in the beetroot and add the mixed spice.
2 Warm a frying pan over a high heat. Brush on some olive oil. Place dessert spoonfuls of pancake batter in the middle of the pan.
3 As soon as the pancake starts to bubble in the centre, flip it over for 2 minutes or so, until cooked through. Don’t be tempted to press the pancake down in the pan as it will expel all the lovely air bubbles that make it nice and fluffy.
4 When all your pancakes are cooked, drop a dot of butter on to the top of each, and then drizzle with honey. Best served accompanied by a nice cup of tea.
Recipe supplied by abelandcole.co.uk
Oh face!
She’s a doll!
I KNEW you would love her!!!
XOXO
(You can be her Gramma Auntie!)
I love beet greens! Save some for me, OK?
*snirt*
I saved that recipe...no one but me loves beets and pancakes like I do, so WTH?
:o]
Ohyes...As a PS to the recipe...don’t forget the BACON!!!!
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