Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Thank you! My mother boiled them and served with butter. Same with canned: heat, drain, butter.
Searching “Cook Beet Greens,” I found “Roasted Beets with Sauteed Greens,” so I’ll try that.
Did I mention that dragons don’t like beet greens? Baby is still offended about yesterday! I’ll have to go out and get her some arugula.
THAT is funny!!!
Good morning! Gonna get out there to weed as long as possible.
I’m headed out to pick peas and gather lettuces.
Do you pay yourself union wages?
Thank you!
And I’m headed to the looseleaf to get another chapter transcribed. After that, I’m going to see about making this place look decent. Ha-ha.
I’m supposed to go to my daughter’s “re-vowing” this evening, but I don’t think I can last long enough without problems. She may or may not be disappointed, but it’s so hard for me to do things late in the day, when I’m already stressed.
Ungh.
Cold and windy again. We decided not to go the boardwalk based on these observations.
I think instead I’ll get all the beach sand out of the Subaru.
No, but I get to eat the stuff, and also, I buy myself wine!
60s and gusty here. People decided not to go to the pool!
Avoid the Rump Rangers...
Ever see "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"?
Yes, but as a guy I would never say that. I want to live...
Yes, I’ve had many friends who happened to be gay, but no gays who happened to be friends.
I count myself fortunate to have seen The Beat Farmers live, and even shaken Country Dick Montana’s hand before he died. (He autographed one of my [female] colleague’s thighs...)
GACK!
You’re most welcome, my friend.
Great, teapot heatlers invading.
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