Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
The rule about both parents’ being with children applying is because one parent would take a child out of the country and refuse to come back. Notably Moslem fathers, but also other nationalities where custody was disputed.
Elen drove us to choir practice at Asuncion’s, and safely back. Now Tom has gone to get gas for the lawnmower. I gave him $20, so he can fill the gas can and then add a couple of gallons to the car.
Bill is still in his pajamas, which are nowhere near as cute as mine.
If Bill isn’t wearing pink flamingo pajamas, there is no way his jammies could be as cute as yours! :o]
I understand about the two parent rule, but I don’t understand why you have to go through so much to get passports.
I don’t get it, either. I mailed mine in for renewal.
See? Wierd.
Ohwell...
For those who didn’t already see it and laugh.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3023305/posts?page=51#51
I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes.
Well, RG, I was laughing so hard I had to go change my clothes, and if I thought about it again, I would, again, have to change my clothes.
So I erred on the side of caution...
(But man! Is that FUNNY!)
I swam 2,200 meters, which is 1.37 miles, per the handy Google unit converter.
That’s why I never wear the things.
What’s a Google unit?
Excellent comments.
A whole lot of something, but I don’t remember what. It’s more than a gross, though.
Haw! Get it? Too gross!!!
Good for you! I will let you know when I have reached that same marker. How are your feet and ankles?
Maybe you should substitute the swimming for the running?
For the foreseeable future, I’ll have to swim or get no exercise at all. I like swimming better than running, but I can run at home or just out the door, while I have to drive to the pool to swim.
Also, the benefits are more compound because of the natural buoyancy in the water. Not so much wear and tear on joints, tendons and ligaments.
(Just sayin’)
I know.
ERK! Singing to the choir again, I see...my bad!
Floating is good!
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