Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Exactly! And exactly why they closed the pool when storms were on the way where I lived...they ALWAYS had lightning! The City wasn't about to take responsibility for a pool full of dead kids.
Brilliant! There’s no sign of his getting a job offer here, so far. He just sleeps.
Hi, everyone. I’ve been working on standardized testing with the byos. Tom took Elen, Sally, and Pat to an Envirothon meeting, after a stern lecture on devoting 100% of his attention to driving, and 0% to bickering with his siblings. And I remembered that I’m going to ask DP to take the radio out of the purple car!
Ungh. Taking a radio out of a car that is driven by teenagers is a desoerate move. But I believe the less distractions there are, the better the driver will pay attention.
Good luck!
Most places require an adult in the right front seat when a teen is driving, or the teen has to be driving alone. The adult can make sure the teen pays attention by smacking him/her upside the head when he/she seems to be doing anything else, like enjoying the music, bickering with siblings, or ogling bikini babes.
That last might not be a problem outside of Florida, but it got me a lot of head-smacks when I was learning to drive.
We were so far out in agricultural country, that learning to drive was boring. The most exciting thing was to stop at the railroad tracks.
Nothing to see here...except during “thinning” season, when the lads were out in the fields...
At Tom’s current licensing level, he can drive without an adult between 5:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m. Passengers can be one other person under 21 who is not a sibling, OR any number of siblings that will fit in the car ... but not both. (This is a bit of a nuisance, because it means he can’t drive himself, Elen, and Cecilia to youth group, or himself, Elen, and Addie to Venture meetings.)
Elen can drive with an approved adult supervisor, only between 5 and 9, but other passengers can be anyone.
So it is true! The Quickbrownfox really did jumpsoverthelazydog! |
The dog doesn’t look lazy, exactly ... more like “clueless.”
EU regulations controlling the distribution of weather.
AlGore only has to control it for one Country ,some unelected Eurocrat has to control if for (26?) so things are bound to get chaotic.
Well if he doesn’t have a job or at least a solid offer by July 1 he’s SOL so...
Imagine if you were so hungry you would do that because you thought you heard a mouse.
He seems to be planning on the trip. Even if he got an offer here, he’s not crazy about any of the choices. I might strongly advise he take a job with Target, since that would be likely to last, and provide health benefits when I invite him to leave permanently.
If he doesn’t put his toe into the real-life waters soon, we may have to hire an excavator and dig a basement for him!
Hi TC,
Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoverthelazydog
.Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoverthelazydog
..Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoverthelazydog
...Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoverthelazydog
....Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoverthelazydog, etc, was a test pattern we used to send to the old dot-matrix printers when testing the system set-up.
If it came out in the wrong printer it wouldn’t cause trouble. :)
It was a practice sentence in typing class because it uses all the letters of the alphabet. We would have to type it repeatedly, while the instructor watched to make sure we weren’t looking at the keys.
LOL
He just takes it on trust that it is a mouse he’s heard and not a rock having a scratch.
IE10 wouldn’t show it agin, hope they fix this soon.
There isn’t a target here.
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