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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^
| April 9 2013
| A Demented Mind
Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; fr; freeperlegend; freeperlore; frthread; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; waitwhat; what
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To: moose07
3,921
posted on
05/23/2013 3:55:16 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
3,922
posted on
05/23/2013 3:57:01 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: JoeProBono; TheOldLady; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; moose07; NoCmpromiz; ...
3,923
posted on
05/23/2013 4:11:19 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
To: Tax-chick; everyone
Morning everyone.
Good One T-c!
3,924
posted on
05/23/2013 4:14:53 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
Good morning! Slightly overcast here. I’m told it rained last night.
3,925
posted on
05/23/2013 4:15:51 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
To: Tax-chick
Whoever told you it rained may have been correct. Ground is wet over this way and sky is full of clouds. Am suspecting there was rain at some point but I'm not sticking my neck out and saying it rained last night. Put the person, saying it rained last night, under oath ... best way to get to the truth legally. Could use truth serum ... that stuff maybe is outlawed though.
3,926
posted on
05/23/2013 4:20:56 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
I was asleep, but there’s no reason to disbelieve the report.
Unfortunately, this means Epic Fail Lawn Service will say it’s too wet to mow the lawn!
3,927
posted on
05/23/2013 4:22:54 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
To: Tax-chick
Is Epic Fail Lawn Service spraying the lawn with water and saying it rained. Might want to investigate.
3,928
posted on
05/23/2013 4:25:45 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
No sign of his having used the hose ... and there’s not a chance in the world he would put it up after use!
3,929
posted on
05/23/2013 4:31:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
To: Tax-chick
I just do not know what to think .. if their name is Epic Fail Lawn Service, I would keep my eyes on them.
3,930
posted on
05/23/2013 4:35:50 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
3,931
posted on
05/23/2013 4:41:41 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
To: Tax-chick
My proposal has been accepted.
3,932
posted on
05/23/2013 5:31:26 AM PDT
by
Anoreth
(It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
To: moose07
Wow. Your map is so much busier than ours...
3,933
posted on
05/23/2013 5:44:18 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
To: Tax-chick
Cute!
Wind again...three or four days and/or nights in a row. Right now it’s 67 out, but feels about like 60. No rain.
3,934
posted on
05/23/2013 5:49:33 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
To: Tax-chick
I wonder which is worse - lightning striking a pool full of swimmers or striking a wet swimmer who is running for cover?
Anyway, I guess the humor in the question was lost. They should not cancel because of rain. They should cancel because of thunder/lightning.
3,935
posted on
05/23/2013 6:36:21 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: no-to-illegals
If someone from the OBummer administration said it rained under oath I would look for verification.
3,936
posted on
05/23/2013 6:38:00 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Anoreth
Cool. Is this the proposal about finding work?
Sorry, I tend to get confused about who is up to what, when, where, with whom, and for how much money.
Somehow, though, I never miss a meal, so life is good.
3,937
posted on
05/23/2013 6:39:39 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: JoeProBono
So no giganting flying arrows are headed my way? *sigh of relief*
3,938
posted on
05/23/2013 7:00:38 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
To: JoeProBono
So no gigantIC flying arrows are headed my way? *sigh of relief*
3,939
posted on
05/23/2013 7:01:21 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
To: Tax-chick; All
Lol! Good morning, y’all!
3,940
posted on
05/23/2013 7:03:34 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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