Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I watched that movie when it first came out, and haven’t seen it since, so I’m not getting the joke. Sorry...it’s a blonde day.
“He cleared the savannah after every meal.”
Ah. The True Meaning of a Downwinder...
Thanks!
(I think.)
Ah...did wonder.
Better than a Bank, much better rates and conditions. :)
Plus users get to choose the members of the board every year or so.
You wouldn’t believe how many ‘carpetbaggers’ have been given the ‘Royal order of the boot’ over the years.
Thanks SG, it was ,just.
Indian women will look at you as you approach, then whether or not you have let them out, they just go!
Not with any great haste either,all done at Bombay speed, rapid lane change required to avoid collision.
Other than that ,mission accomplished.
“prophylactic”
No prophylactic on Earth is powerful enough for Oxford without being detrimental to the health of the user.
You just have to twitch a bit when you get home and let the thoughts of Lenin and Mao dissipate with a nice cup of Tea.
Walking around with a picture of Sarah Palin held out in front could help, but you would walk into something.
There are a lot of American Students in town this year, more than usual.
There are Tornadoes in TN?
Didn’t think they travelled that far East.
Must check map for clues...
I’ve seen tornadoes in Salt Lake City, and two of them in the Vegas area. They aren’t a common thing, but if the weather conditions are right, they can happen almost anywhere.
LOL!
But you do have to ask: Why?
Perhaps it smells better than the interior of the vehicle.
Are there any Dogs on here who can help?
I’ve seen one start to lower its spout ,over ‘ere.
Thankfully it died on contact with the ground.
Just hope none of us ever see one of those monsters like Monday’s.
Sounds like as good a reason as any to take the zombies for a walk.
The Oxford Zombies come out on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights.
It was a Zombie Thursday night when Chelsea Clintoon came out for a kebab. She had two goons with her.
(Yes, I was there)
Everybody recognised her instantly but there was no reaction ,which is normal for any ‘off duty celeb’ ,this messed with the goons’ minds a bit.
Those monsters like Monday’s are the reason I don’t live in the Midwest.
I’ve been in some thunderstorms in the Midwest that spawned tornadoes either before or after passing us, and until that time in my life, I liked thunderstorms. To this day, I am like a zombie until they pass: I don’t relax and I don’t sleep.
It probably messed with Chelsea Clintoon’s mind a lot, as well. “I’m so famous, why is no one paying attention to me?”
Somewhere, I saw photos of their bazillion dollar apartment in Manhattan, and I thought it was cold and unwelcoming. No doubt, fitting...
I can’t imagine her having any offspring to clutter up the place.
“I can’t imagine her having any offspring to clutter up the place.”
Having been that close, neither can I.
Afternoon, all. 82 and clouding up: I hope swim team practice isn’t rained out again!
I took some kids to the pool and swam laps for an hour. My feet and ankles felt great, until I had to get out of the water and stand in normal gravity.
Bob, does this thread have a low-gravity exercise facility (other than maintenance work Outside)? If not, we need to open one!
Sorry Joe,IE10 will not display the pic.
Works for me
After swimming it is easy to understand why Fish look so distressed when you remove them from the water.
Sounds a lot like a Credit Union.
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