Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
But still easy to understand. It’s okay, really.
That’s good. Sometimes I thinks me and Hammy are kin and complete crazies. Me is crazy. Hammy just calls the Hedge ‘Steve’.
Have always wanted to turn on the laser lights and be back to Start before the laser lights came on. Guess this is why Hammy was my Hero in Over the Hedge. Hammy was able to do things faster than light speed, once Hammy had a shot of caffeine. It only happens in the movies or animation. Still ... think of it ... faster than light speed. Hero time for certain.
Hammy, I thought Moons over my Hammy was breakfast at Denny’s.
you got me Thomas. Confusion galore. Is typical at this time of day, so do not worry, I will be okay sometime within the next twenty-four hours or days. Need Hammy to explain this one.
I heard Oklahoma was considering banning left turns. It has problems elsewhere.
Animation only needs to be acceptably life-like in order to pass muster with our ability to “suspend disbelief”.
That’s why dreams, as low-budget and low-resolution as they are, are suitable entertainment; our critical judges are somnolent at that time as well as all the rest of us.
Please excuse me everyone. Cardinal rule broken. My apology.
We gave The Incredibles four stars. It’s unusual for a cartoon to get that high a rating, but it does happen.
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The cat weather report is, “Go back to bed.”
Morning TC
I will second that...same here.
Wouldn’t that pillow be a little smelly?
Ummm....which pillow and from who's point of view? LOL.
Good point.
We're only two days away from BSA's vote on its membership policy. Get ready for big news one way or the other on Thursday.
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