What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[no-to-illegals]

See what you've done Stephen. I can only run for the hills again. Now I gonna get my whoopin’. What a day ... first the democRATs are after me, and then this. I may have to go back to bed and get back under-the-cuvverrrs.

[no-to-illegals]

MAMA ... even Mama is laughing from above in the plane.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” See what you’ve done Stephen. I can only run for the hills again”

Probably the best bet these days.

[Roscoe Karns]

only it's about post pulling

You'll go blind!

[no-to-illegals]

I thought the shine was causing that.

[Tax-chick]

‘Face says there’s a holdup in Memphis.

[no-to-illegals]

Aww shucks.

[no-to-illegals]

Face, you’re covered there. Sending someone to shoot the holdup guy.

[no-to-illegals]

These last minute problems ... Did our guys get the holdup guy?

[Tax-chick]

Yup.

On the upside, a later arrival for work better for retrieving her from the airport here. Sitting around in Memphis airport is better than sitting in traffic in my van. At least the airport has a bathroom.

[no-to-illegals]

10-4 Calling off the shooters.

[TheOldLady]

Yes! You’re brilliantly annoying today, Ar!

I’d call you ArG, but that’s too pirate.

[Tax-chick]

You’re welcome to wish a lousy dinner and a bad night’s sleep on whoever is responsible for the delay, especially if it’s Joe Biden again.

[no-to-illegals]

Now that one has trap written all over it.

[Tax-chick]

I’ll try to be less obvious next time.

[no-to-illegals]

Hey I called off the shooters. Biden is liable to bring out his shotgun and fire through the door. Those door replacements are expensive. I remember the last time and the time before that, and the one where Biden was just looking for someone to pick on. Biden ran of course. He had a limo waiting. Know it was him. He left one of his plugs behind every single time. It must be his calling card.

[no-to-illegals]

I think am okay .. a new texty message has come in ... doctory has comfiriedy you appointainty.

[no-to-illegals]

Wait till I finish with the doctory ... He'll be seeking psychotic reactionary help. That’ll teach ‘em to not make me wait all day to confirmy an appointeement. Bet it will make obamacare premiums go up too. You'll all pay! Hey who are those guys in the white coats over there?

[Darksheare]

LOL!
So what do you think, even if it is a poor imitation of your thread?

[Tax-chick]

Heh!