What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[NicknamedBob]

"I like your attitude Bob."

I don't know. I've been under a lot of pressure lately.

At Bottom

They brought some new stock in today,
And dumped it on my head!
“You have to rotate stock, you know!”
Was what I should have said.

Instead I suffered silently,
I’ve done that far too long.
One needs to speak up fervently,
When something’s clearly wrong!

It’s such a simple job, I thought,
I’ll get a chance to shine!
The other apples all around,
I think would rather whine.

They've clearly lost ambition,
Can’t do the simplest task.
Just suck it up and hold it in,
Is that too much to ask?

I guess a case of attitude,
Is what I now have gotten,
From too much pressure felt too long.
Boy, do I feel rotten.

NicknamedBob . . . . July 26, 2005

[no-to-illegals]

I disagree Bob. You have never been rotten. Great poem btw!

[NicknamedBob]

"We wait because if there’s no difference between the before and after, there’s less dis-incentive to knocking us off."

*Singing* -- "I wish I were an apple, a-hanging on a tree ..."

Bite me.

[no-to-illegals]

I gave up biting at age three. Going down the rabbit hole?

[no-to-illegals]

Feed Your Head ... remember what the door mouse said, Feed Your Head.

[no-to-illegals]

Just had a conversation with Eve.

[NicknamedBob]

"Just had a conversation with Eve."

I would re-tell that legend if it were up to me. Probably about six different ways.

[no-to-illegals]

yep ... Eve was one of those six way girls.

[NicknamedBob]

Sounds like someone whose self-portrait is cubist.

[no-to-illegals]

yep ... Eve had a thing for cubic snakes.

[moose07]

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[no-to-illegals]

howdy moose!

[no-to-illegals]

Love Alive from Heart ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onIeUxcMCfw

[moose07]

How-do, NTI,
Trust all well with you.
That Tornado yesterday (OK) was huge ,has it been on the news?

[TheOldLady]

No problem, my dears. I enjoy writing the reviews.

I’m only going to skip them the weekend of June 7-9.

We can’t watch movies that weekend, but we’ll continue watching
and rating movies from now until then and after that.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks TOL! Love the reviews.

[no-to-illegals]

yes ...

[moose07]

[ArGee]

Are you somehow maligning us cubicle dwellers.

Of course, at least we cubists dwell in cubicles. Those poor testers.

[NicknamedBob]

Scott Adams has already written all the definitive and expository information about cubicles and the dwellers thereof that anyone could wish to peruse.

Against his skill, I would not cast my fate.