Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Good morning!
Good morning! Pets can hear things we don’t, as well.
That’s for SURE! LOL!
Cats and dogs don’t talk for a reason: They would scare us with what they see, hear and smell, so dogs just look at us and smile knowingly, and cats (with no smile muscles) blink and begin to clean themselves.
;o]
I slept until almost 7:00 this morning, making almost 12 hours all told. I’ve had some problems with palpitations the last few days, and finally figured it was my potassium levels that were at fault. Once I took the supplements, the palpitations quit.
That stuff causes a bit of sleeplessness!
Cats can’t be bothered to talk to the lower animals like us ... the just control our minds to get the bowl filled.
*unrelenting cackling* I had no idea! Thanks for posting!
So are you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Oh, well, off through the fog to do errands.
Biscuit seals are very important to a dog...ask Crowbar; he will tell you. :)
Doggies would also knock us into the middle of next month with some of the things they insist on ‘smelling’ and tasting.
Have you ever tasted Cat food? Ugh!
‘Cats and dogs don’t talk for a reason:’
Dogs because do don’t want or need to know.
Cats because of how cr@p the food tastes.
Are you around ,Darks?
I’m typsoing!
Tom is taking potassium for his muscles.
Normally, I’ll have cramps in my legs when the potassium is low, but this time, it was low enough to cause electrolyte problems and my heart was misfiring. So I will continue to take the potassium supplements.
I have to take care of me because there is no one else around to do it! :o]
You’re welcome! [smiles]
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Awfercute!
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