Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Am getting strange phone calls today. Last one, phone rings and recording says please hold ... elevator music starts playing, so I hold for about fifteen seconds and then recording says this should only take a few minutes. I what WTHeck and hung up. Hope it was someone important. Dang I hate robo calls.
Maybe even join in?
Boy, I could use a nap.
If you had had the time, it would have been fun to wait until the person on the other end started, and then say, "Hello, we'll be in your neighborhood next week installing siding and we wondered if you had ever considered the significant improvement in curb appeal new vinyl siding can give to your house. We'd love to schedule a time when someone can come ..."
I'd be interested in knowing how long they would let you go on.
Have been called today and think was talking to a democRAT talking about insurance rates. I said well ... the democRATs are running the show in D.C. amonst other assorted quotes to give credit where credit is due. Conversation was indicated as I was being recorded on software, so am now expecting a black helicopter at any time now. The caller was talking about state rates and I let the caller know the democRATs had just been removed full from power in the state of NC this year. If you’all hear missile fire could you’all notify my next of kin. They are BR-549
Try the southeast-asian spelling, thai poes.
[smiles]
Low 70’s here......then in a few days mid 90’s : )
clever : )
” ‘Face says she’s leaving Memphis for Charlotte now.”
I didn’t even hear they broke up....
It was nasty and not talked about much around here.
I’ll keep it to myself.
I’m calling help. I know when I’m out classed.
I never questioned her bona-fiddles.
Is that part of that ancient Chinese art of Tai-Ping?
Can we watch?
I did not mean too. T-c is the authority. I is low life, and my family lives at BR-549 if the drone or black helicopter comes for me. Too many bases to cover after this day.
This is a class????
Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me anything? First Face and Memphis break up and now I’m in a class. What a world, what a world.
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So, T-C, come here often?
” This is a class????”
Yes.....decidedly lower class.
That's good. That means my money is safe from the Obummer administration.
What???? Since when????
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