Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Son in law will do that at no charge! Thanks!
Everyone gives me compliments on it, and I can only thank them, and thank God for my Blessings, and ask that they be returned ten-fold!
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I will need a translator, for sure...
My ancestors didn’t give me the benefit of LANGUAGE!
Welsh is like nothing else on Earth.
But sounds lovely when sung. :)
For some strange reason, I understand the logic, and I wish I had an innate gift for the music of the language. I’m sure, were I in the BI, I would ken it all. For now, I am so sorry I am so uninformed.
Thanks, Moosie, for all you do to enlighten me and the other denizens of the Undead Thread. I appreciate you!
Darks. I don’t even want to OPEN that! LOL!
You put spiders and robots in the same sentence and I get kinda “antsy!”
There are ants too.
And fleas.
They’re construction bots.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The AN21 series are more akin to smart all terrain forklifts.
The fleas are welding and materials manipulation bots.
[FL345 by initial designation series]
What exactly have I just spend 3mins listening to ,Darks?
Words fail...?
The UT is a great place to share the strange and interesting of all types.
One minute you’re listening to Katherine Jenkins on the radio, the next you’re sharing the words with people whom you enjoy conversing with on the other side of the planet.
Long live the voyage of discovery that is the UT!
(((Huggs)))
I love your input, Moosie! I would like to spend about six months there learning all about the land of my heritage! (Actually, I would like about a year there, but I don’t know how to arrange the flights, VISAs and/or lodging.)
I need that much time, at least, to hunt for my roots and be “accepted.”
In the meantime, I appreciate you and your willingness to educate those of us who are “colonists.”
:o])
You missed your chance when we were afloat in Loch Ness.
How ironic that the only one who managed to "party down" while we were there is the Plesiosaur! (If you call that partying. Personally I think she was a bit young for him. Time travel does that.)
When I get there, Bob, I will take notes so that you and the Resident Pleiosaur will be exonerated. We love where we are!
I think she fell for his charming Scottish accent.
Yoiks!
I am off to the land of silly stuff, since that seems to be what is waiting for me.
I was reading up on my blog and realized I have been negligent. With that, I can say, HE’P ME! I have been so negligent!
Some of our spiders have done nasty stuff, but I’m not certain that they are subverted robotics. Please let me know how to distinguish. Thank you!
Eek! You’re making me think! G’night and sweet dreams, TT!
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