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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: fanfan

Also a congratulations to Marshall on his rolling over. That is a huge victory for Marshall. Shows a willingness to run for the hills if necessary. Next comes crawl, then walk, then run. Then he attains his destiny ... Full Control.


3,221 posted on 05/13/2013 11:46:57 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; fanfan

Not Full Throttle?


3,222 posted on 05/13/2013 11:50:44 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Silentgypsy
Have watched that show a few times. Normally is out of Sturgis.
3,223 posted on 05/13/2013 11:56:44 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy

LOL, no doubt. I would.

“Next comes crawl, then walk, then run. Then he attains his destiny ... Full Control.”

In my experience, full control starts around 18 months.

“Not Full Throttle?”

That’s already started!


3,224 posted on 05/13/2013 11:57:08 AM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: Silentgypsy
Have not been to Full Throttle. An acquaintance has been though. Think she went around 2002. Had another acquaintance die when he pulled his motorcycle out to pass a car and the car turned left.
3,225 posted on 05/13/2013 11:59:30 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: fanfan
uh oh ... now I know what you mean. Kind of like while the diaper is away the water stream may go skyward.
3,226 posted on 05/13/2013 12:00:44 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; fanfan
Although I had a son, I never experienced that particular phenomenon.
3,227 posted on 05/13/2013 12:19:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Monkey Face

I had a once upon a time moment... No, someone was not changing my diaper ... well maybe Mom was.


3,228 posted on 05/13/2013 12:26:57 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face
I hear so many stories of how ugly I was when young, it must be true. Bet I even smiled.

My son actually got me good one time. I learned the quick switch cover up method real fast. Remove and switch, and cover up in two seconds or less. Face time in the water teaches one quickly.

3,229 posted on 05/13/2013 12:30:53 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Rest easy, NTI...I just knew what to look for! Those were the days of cloth diapers, and the fix was as simple as being observant!


3,230 posted on 05/13/2013 12:35:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: fanfan

Excellent work rolling over. Soon he’ll have the Thrill of Mobility all over the place.


3,231 posted on 05/13/2013 12:35:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Monkey Face
I just knew what to look for!

Does this have anything to do with family and jewels?

3,232 posted on 05/13/2013 12:42:11 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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don’t mind me ... we guys just like to think we have the rocks. Truth is I know better.


3,233 posted on 05/13/2013 12:43:40 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Who is this “nobody” person? Should I add him to The List of You?


3,234 posted on 05/13/2013 12:54:30 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
Don't know nobody, I says. Thought thinks nobody is a ghost. Me is getting along so good with thought, me said what thought said. Thought may have put some sense in me in that episode of drowning me. Meself still has not found his way back home. There is one more but I says that one is hiding out somewhere reading the labels on soap.
3,235 posted on 05/13/2013 1:01:21 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Most definitely! They rose to the occasion! ;o]


3,236 posted on 05/13/2013 1:06:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: redhead; All

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Heat Index: 96°F

Humidity: 7%

Dew Point: 27°F

So Far Today
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3,237 posted on 05/13/2013 1:09:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Monkey Face

Put the pills in your mouth.
Take a mouthful of water and thoroughly wet the pills.
THEN swallow.

If you try to shove a blob of dry pills down your throat with a slug of water they WILL stick half way down.


3,238 posted on 05/13/2013 1:14:30 PM PDT by null and void (The motto of all liberals is "Using your guilt and your gelt we can get away with anything!")
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To: no-to-illegals

One will soon be reading more soap labels, too.


3,239 posted on 05/13/2013 1:21:16 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
One loves blowing bubbles. One looks for the best soap labels to read making positive all the ingredients are eatable. One says the clean on the inside has to be as good as the clean on the outside. One says Mom taught one to be clean inside and out. I says it must have been all the mouth-washings Mom gave one for being what one calls colorful. Thought says one can be a near duplicate of me at times. I loves it when one hides. That way Thought is not in the mood to do away with me and one. Nobody says ... see why nobody is a ghost? Nobody says it has something to do with Thought.
3,240 posted on 05/13/2013 1:32:28 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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